once upon a time there wuz a little girly called mugs, and mugs was da stupidest girly ever, i hope she slaps himself.
Anyway, da mugs went to da store to rob it but there wuz a door in the waaaaaaay. dibba doo do pop. mugs dont now hpw to open doors, STUPOID MUGS LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL
:L mugs like 4 sry
anyway a old l;ady who was like 124 and probly da queen opened da door for mugs so mugs, good little girly he is, punchde her in da neck. mugs walled into da store and tried to steal eveything but he not strong so she couodnt carry dat bag of doritos and died under the weight
then mugs came back to lief so dis sotry coudl continuuuu. oh yeah! WOOOH DEUS EX MACHINA!
The store manger got relll mad at mugs for stealing or really trying to steal dat stuff so da store manger picked mugs up by her hair and threw him into da brig. mugs lived da for twenty yeers, then he realized da door was open. he left dere. D: WHY U NO STAY IN JAIL MUGS U DESETVE IT!
mugs then decided to have an adventure. and it was gooona goanna be fun, so dats why this story exists! ":D his adventure qwuz gonna be to be da stalker, and it was gon to be da gon to be da fun YESASSSSSSSS. oh yeah on to da chapter 2 now u suck mugs