Ehem… this is actually my second fic…I'm a newbie so please don't flame me
Disclaimer: Why do we have disclaimers anyway… only Masashi Kishimoto own NARUTO… so here it goes… inhale…. Exhale…Narutoisn'tmine… faints… cries… jumps around like a fool… inhale… inhale… I forgot to exhale
Introduction
"FUCK YOU JIRAIYA!!!" a frustrated 16 year old blonde shouted at the top of her lungs while being carried on the back of a giant frog with a funny looking face painted with red marks.
"You BASTARD!!! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!!!"
The girl continued throwing insults while struggling to free herself from the tight ropes tied around her arms, legs, waist and full breasts though, she knew her actions are futile…
The frog didn't give a damn about her(which drove her mad or let's say… crazy).
The said girl was almost in hysteria and was laughing hysterically whenever she took a glimpse at the two enormous bumps on her chest whenever she attempt to wriggle off… she who was supposedly a he almost cried… but she aint a girl on the first place…
To keep his sanity… Naruto busied himself in pushing Jiraiya's buttons…
"I'll kick your dirty ass once I escape from here! Do you here me!!! I'm gonna make you pay! Pervert! I'm gonna make you swear you were never born! I'm gonna give you an advance taste of hell! I'm gonna-"
"Shut up or the next thing you know is I'm throwing you into a bottomless cliff… got that?" Jiraiya shouted back in an angry tone… practically lost his cool from the severe mental torture…
"I'm thinking so be quiet moron!" Jiraiya continued before Naruto could think of something to throw back…
"This is gonna take forever… since when did you learn how to think… to start with, since when did you have a BRAIN!!!"
"Do you even know the meaning of Shut up, blockhead?!" Jiraiya countered…
"Your head isn't functioning well Naruto… if you have a brain… it must be full of air since the only thing you know is talk nonsense!"
Jiraiya could actually sense blue chakra rising from the girl's body… when he expected the boy to break into an outrage…
Jiraiya heard sobs… he really felt sorry for the both of them… he heard him cry… he felt like saying sorry to her… then…
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto began wailing like a total idiot… which is totally out-of-character since he is in the body of an attractive, blonde, and mature-looking 16 year old… which is… for Jiraiya… a rarity.
Jiraiya's soul almost lept out of his body… if Naruto isn't a girl… he would've thrown him off a waterfall and tell Tsunade that Naruto was caught in an accident… he had no choice… VERY BAD IDEA… first, Tsunade entrusted Naruto to him… and if something like and accident and a tragic death would end his beloved brother's life… Tsunade would kill him and hunt him down if ever he had the chance to escape…
Jiraiya shrieked as he imagined the worst case scenario of him being flipped by Tsunade's powerful fist… but first… he had to deal with HER…
"Goddamit! You can't tie me like this forever!" Naruto stopped wriggling and was beginning to calm down when he came into realization that escaping from Jiraiya… is a waste of time, energy and saliva…
"Yes I could…" Jiraiya answered back. Naruto's body started to shiver as he could sense a slight grin on the frog's face although he couldn't see it from his view…
Naruto began to panick again… dirty thoughts began conquering his sanity… Jiraiya and her… together… FOREVER…
He almost puked at the idea
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Naruto was struck dumb while processing the possibilities on his pathetic little mind…
Jiraiya and her with a son and a pet frog….
"Pervert! Get me down!!!! I'd rather dig my own grave than stay with you like this forever!"
"Behave yourself first!"
"You're not my father to begin with… after all the mess you've gotten me into… how do you expect me to respect you at all…"
There was a momentary silence between the two…
"Fine. I'm sorry then." Jiraiya told the blonde with a trace of guilt in his voice.
Naruto suddenly felt ashamed although he knew well, that he actually told the truth… but it was a pity in Jiraiya's case…he must've been too harsh on his words…
"I'm sorry too Jiraiya… if I were a better student… this might not have happened to us…" Naruto said in a sincere manner…
"You're so dramatic Naruto… it's no big deal…" Jiraiya told the girl although Naruto knew it hit him hard…
There was an awkward silence before another could start a conversation…
"So you'll behave then?"
"No I wont…Behave yourself first…You can't even control yourself when there's a nearby bathhouse… and you call yourself one of the Three Legendary Nin of Konoha! You better be the No.1-"
Jiraiya rolled his eyes as naruto narrated…and so blah blah blah…
"Stop sermoning me… I'm years older than you… and besides, you're not my mother to remind me of those things…"
"Jiraiya-sama…" Naruto murmured in his sexy-no-jutsu voice …
"Hnn? What do you want now?"
"I was just wondering… where are we actually going?"
"This road familiar to you?"
"Yeah… practically the trees look familiar…"
"Can't you remember?"
"Yeah… a bit… I remember the view from here… the river and… that bridge over there…" Naruto raised an eyebrow upon seeing the familiar meeting place…
'F-U-C-K'
"Don't tell me we're going to Konoha!!!"
"Yeah… we're going in…"
"WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"
"The right question is where…" Jiraiya answered in a cool manner…
"But… but…"
"No butts!"
"Noo!!!"
"Stupid brat… Whether you like it or not… we're gonna visit Tsunade…she's the only one we can trust on this kind of matter…"
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