Brush Your Hair! By PK; co-written by With Garasu Eyes

Summary: Shizuka, Mai and Isis wager that they could brush Yami Bakura's wild hair by the end of the day. What lengths will they go to win? Screamshipping, Conceitshipping, Exoticshipping

-tachi: means group

The former Thief King was walking down the street when he had a feeling that someone was trailing him. He decided to test this out by quickening his steps. The footsteps behind him also sped up. Bakura stopped and the person behind him also stopped. He was right. Some fool was following him. He looked over his shoulder and was surprised to find Jounouchi's sister smiling nervously at him. She had her hands clasped in front of her and a blush on her visage.

"Can I help you in anyway?" Bakura asked in a condescending tone. She shook her head sheepishly. With an annoyed 'tch' sound, he turned around and continued his way. His eyes widened when he heard Shizuka's footsteps again. "Why are you following me!" He snapped.

Shizuka winced at his tone but she wasn't going to falter. "Nothing much," she managed to answer casually. She was still scared of him though. Who wouldn't be especially since this guy could sent anybody that annoyed him to the Shadow Realm?

"Well, do nothing much elsewhere. I don't have time for insolent fools like you." Bakura turned away. This time he stomped away in annoyance. Shizuka didn't make a move to follow him. She figured that she would think of some other way to get closer to him. She reached into her messenger bag and took out a aquamarine hairbrush.

I will have your hair brushed by the end of the day, Bakura-san! Just wait and see! "But please don't send me to the Shadow Realm!" She added as an afterthought. When Bakura turned the corner, she started to follow him again.

When Mai saw him turn the corner, she thought 'perfect!' She hid behind a tree where she saw spying on the white-haired yami. What she didn't know was that Yugi and his friends was watching her from a park bench.

"I cannot believe she made that ridiculous bet with Shizuka and Isis." Anzu said. Both Yugi and Jounouchi were holding ice cream cones. The latter's ice cream was melting in his hand. Honda nodded in agreement to Anzu's comment. Ryou sweat dropped at the mentioned bet.

If Bakura finds out about the bet, he's going to kill the three of them. What's more is that I can't believe is Miss Isis is on this bet. Ryou thought. I will admit that this will be rather interesting. I wonder who's going to win?

As if Jounouchi could read his mind, he said, "You guys wanna bet on who's going to win?"

"I'm in." Everybody immediately said at once.

"Ten bucks on Mai." Anzu said.

"Twenty bucks on Shizuka." Honda said.

"Ten bucks on Mai and Yami says he wants to put in ten bucks for Isis." Yugi said.

"Jounouchi? Ryou?" Anzu asked them.

"Five bucks on Shizuka, of course," Jounouchi said.

"Only five dollars?" Honda asked disbelievingly. "What? Do you think that she'll lose?"

"No, that's all I have left right now. How about you, Ryou? You going to bet on my sister, too?"

"I think I will bet on Isis." Ryou said after thinking about it. His logic was that Isis could lure Bakura with her Millennium Tauk. The ones who chose Mai just thought the feisty blonde could jump on the unsuspecting Bakura and put him in a headlock. Jounouchi and Honda just chose Shizuka out of loyalty.

"Good for you, Ryou!" Said a voice above them. The five teenagers looked up.

"Kami-sama, is that you?" Jounouchi asked stupidly. On the contrary, it was Malik who was evidently climbing the tree that shaded their heads from the sun.

"Put me down for my sis, too! I'll bet ten bucksssss." He lost his grip on a branch and fell. Yugi-tachi weren't fast enough so Malik fell on top of them. Yugi had forced Yami out so the former Pharaoh was squished to the pavement. Anzu was on top of him, Jounouchi on her, Honda on top of him and Ryou was underneath Malik. All of them had swirly eyes so they missed what happened next.

Mai jumped out from behind the tree in front of Bakura. He nearly had a heart attack if it weren't for the fact that he's already dead.

"What the hell were you doing behind that tree?" He asked irritably. His question went unanswered as she just stood there with a smirk. He noticed that her hands were behind her back. "What are you hiding behind your back?" He was getting suspicious.

Shizuka arrived behind Bakura just in time to see Mai. "No!" She shouted which surprised Bakura.

"What the-?" He said but was cut off when she brought out a brush. She seemed not to have taken notice of the yami. Instead she was somewhat glaring at the older woman.

"He's mine!" Mai shouted unwisely.

"It's not fair! I saw him first!" Shizuka shot back. Bakura looked back and forth at the two women. Damn. He didn't know that he was that desirable.

Meanwhile, a woman and a little boy passed by the hill of teenagers.

"Mommy, what are they doing?" He asked.

"Teens these days are just so uncouth! Really! An orgy in the middle of the park where kids could see. It's really so shameful what this world is coming to! Don't pay any attention to them." The mom led the boy away with her hands over his eyes.

"Okay, mommy."

Back to the Bakura situation, Shizuka and Mai weren't about to let the other win. Their weapons of choice was their own hairbrush. Their victim was standing in the middle of them. Shizuka was closest to Bakura but Mai was a force to be reckoned with.

"Hey, what's that!" Mai suddenly pointed to the opposite direction. Like so many people that fall for it, Shizuka looked to where she indicated giving Mai a perfect chance to escape with Bakura. He was unwillingly pulled by Mai.

"What the hell is going on? Where are we going?" He snapped, trying to snatch his hand back. Her grip was surprisingly strong.

"Somewhere private." This brought a smirk to Bakura's face. The smirk disappeared and the surprised expression returned. Someone was pulling on his free hand. Mai and Bakura stopped with a jolt. They both looked at what or should it be said who was deterring them. Isis was pulling on his right hand.

"Isis."

"Mai."

"What do you think you're doing?" Mai questioned dangerously.

"Precisely what you are doing." Isis answered simply.

"Let go of him or you'll pay."

"No."

"Hey, what's that!" Isis didn't budge. She wasn't idiotic enough to fall for that trick.

"Bakura's coming with me and that's final." The owner of the Millennium Tauk said calmly. She was holding an expensive hairbrush behind her back.

"Oh, no, he's not. He's coming with me, aren't you?" She directed the question to Bakura who was staring at her chest. "BAKURA!"

"Huh? Huh? What?" Bakura came out of his reverie. He was just thinking what he wanted to do to them.

Isis took this opportunity to get his attention. "Bakura, if you come with me, you get my Millennium Item." His eyes went to the Millennium Tauk which rested above her chest. He then cast a look down a little bit more… "My Millennium Tauk is not down there!" Isis noticed his straying eyes. Mai could see that she was about to lose but Mai Kujaku does not lose!

"Bakura, look!" When Bakura turned back to her, his jaw dropped. Isis and Shizuka (who had just caught up with them) gaped. Mai had pulled up her shirt and was showing off her double assets to Bakura.

Yugi-tachi (now including Malik) had woken up and spotted the two women, the preteen and the tomb robber.

"Yugi, look!" Jounouchi said, pointing to them. "That's Mai and her…" He started to drool. Anzu had to slap his head to bring him back to his senses.

"Pervert," she muttered. He wasn't the only pervert. Yami, Honda, Malik and Ryou (who was adorably trying to look away) all gaped at what they would call a 'glorious moment'.

"That's no fair. I don't have big boobs like you, Mai!" Shizuka stomped her foot like a child.

Mai rolled her eyes at how much Bakura was drooling. My goodness, he was soaking the front of his shirt. "Just how long are you going to stare?" She growled and pulled down her shirt.

"Noooo." He moaned. "They're gone." He drifted slowly towards her. Mai smirked in satisfaction until Isis intervened.

"Bakura! I have both breasts and a Millennium Item." She pulled down the front of her dress. Malik covered his face with his hands and shook his head repeatedly.

"No, no, no." He was moaning. Ryou patted him on the shoulder.

"There, there."

A/N: Will Bakura get his hair brushed? Who will win this wager? Will Isis regain her dignity after this? Could Shizuka possibly catch up? Who's going to win all the bet money? All these questions answered and more in the next chapter. That is, if there is going to be a second chapter.