Ultimate Showdown of Ulitmate DestinySE & DN style, a Death Note + Soul Eater Crossover fanfic

First let me tell you the cast...

Godzilla- Medusa

Batman- Light Yagami

Shaquill O'Neal- Sprit Albarn

Aaron Carter- Giriko

Abraham Lincoln- Matsuda

Optimus Prime- Death The Kid

Jackie Chan- Tsubaki

Indiana Jones- Roger

Care Bear- L Lawliet

Chuck Norris- Mikami

Gandalf the Grey- Mello

Gandalf the White- Near

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight- Matt

Benito Mussolini- Misa

The Blue Meanie- Black Star

Cowboy Curtis- Maka Albarn

Jambi the Genie- Blair

Robocop- Beyond Birthday

Terminator- Stein

Captain Kirk- Mizune

Darth Vader- Liz Thompson

Lo Pan- Patti Thompson

Superman- Oxford
Power Rangers- L.A.P.D. (long story for another day)

Bill S. Preston- Soul Evans

Theodore Logan- Corona

Spock- Ragnorok

The Rock- Linda

Doc Ock- Eruka Frog

Hulk Hogan- Raye Penber

Mr. Rogers- Watari

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE, SOUL EATER, OR THE SONG USED!!!!!

Medusa was going around Death City causing havoc and chaos when suddenly Light Yagami came out from a dark ally and threw a grenade at her. Medusa dodged it at got pissed off at him and threw a snake at him but didn't expect for it to be blocked by Sprit Alburn, who proceeded to turn into a Death Scythe, When Giriko came out of the blue

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And started to beat up Sprit. Then they both got run over by Light's car but before he could make it back to his hotel room Matsuda popped out of a car and took an AK-47 out of his sleeve and blew Light away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Death The Kid came to save the day.

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

but before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

and took an AK-47 out from under his hat

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Medusa's snake took a bite out of Death The Kid like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime. Then Sprit came back covered in a tire track but Tsubaki jumped out and landed on his back and Light was injured, and trying to get steady when Matsuda came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped. Roger took him out with his whip.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then Roger saw Medusa sneaking up from behind and he reached for he gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Light stole it and he shot and he missed and Tsubaki deflected it with her fist the she jumped in the air and did a somersault while Matsuda tried to pole vault onto Death The Kid, but they collided in the air and got hit my a L stare

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus down form the heavens descended Mikami who delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of Roger who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Light changed back into Kira but Mikami saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Light's head inbetween his thighs

angels sang out an Immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

and they kicked Mikami in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better,

Watari in a bloodstained sweater.

and the battle raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny

-In Not So Real, Real Life-

~Death City~

Allisa Allison Baker woke up with a start, panting. Her twin sister Samantha Allison Baker also woke up panting and they looked at each other , nodded, and ran to their desks and wrote down their dream which took up five notebook pages. The next morning they ran to show Death The Kid and the others their dream. They just laughed but they didn't know it would soon come true as al their dreams do.

~Japan~

Neoko Tenshi and Neosuki Tenshi woke up with the same start the twins in Death City did. They did the exact same thing, they wrote it down and showed the others in the morning, which they laughed and walked away, but the twins knew the dream would come true…

-The Next Year-

And he started to beat up Sprit. Then they both got run over by Light's car but before he could make it back to his hotel room Matsuda popped out of a car and took an AK-47 out of his sleeve and blew Light away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Death The Kid came to save the day.

Then Roger saw Medusa sneaking up from behind and he reached for he gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Light stole it and he shot and he missed. And Tsubaki deflected it with her fist the she jumped in the air and did a somersault. While Matsuda tried to pole vault onto Death The Kid, but they collided in the air and got hit by an L stare.

and he crushed Light's head inbetween his thighs.

Then Mello, Near, Matt, and Misa, and Black Star, and Maka Albarn, and Blair, Beyond Birthday, Stein, Mizune, and Liz Thompson, Patti Thompson, Oxford, L.A.P.D, Soul Evans, and Corona, Ragnorok, Linda, Eruka Frog, and. Raye Penberall came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Mikami in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.

And the battle raged on for what seemed like a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better, Watari in a bloodstained sweater.

The two pairs of twin stood next to each other in Allisa's and Samantha's apartment they watched the whole battle, very pleased with their selves that their dream came true. They all smiled and yelled in unison out the window, "Believe us now?" Feeling very pleased with their selves walked outside and skipped merrily around all the blood and body parts and went to Basken Robbins for some icecream.