Disclaimer: I own nothing! (except these really fuzzy striped socks...)
This was not only written by me, it was also written by a friend of mine and her friends at the indb forum.
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1)run around screaming "why's the rum gone?"
2)convince people that they are going to crew the Black Pearl, sell their souls to Davie Jones instead.
3)walk around saying "look an undead monkey while shooting the "monkey"
4)name animals Jack
5)constantly use the phrase "much more better"
6)insist on being called captain
7)get drunk and parade around singing A Pirate's Life Foe Me
8)check people's hands for the dark mark
9)pretend to be a cannibal
10)walk up to people and say "you look familiar, have I threatened you before?"
11)sing "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt' all the time.
12)wear an eyepatch everywhere
13)add savy to the end of every sentence
14)whenever someone gives you something say "ooh, its still warm"
15)when shopping when someone can't find someone say "oh well, is it going to be bare breast and ankles then?"
16)invade people's personal space by getting unbelievably close to them
17)use really long sentences with words that mean the same thing to basically could have been said in five words
18)say aye when answering people
19)instead of writing ugh online, always write argh
20)whenever someone talks to you say 'but you have heard of me?"
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ok, my first Pirates fic (if this is considered to be a fic)
like it? not like it? think I'm insane?(you're probably right) Review anyway!