Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Omi, Ken and the rest of Weiss Kreuz ain't mine. Suzume and Miyuki are too evil to be someone else's. They're mine.
Note: If you don't like reading about Weiss getting their asses kicked by two seemingly harmless girls, don't read.
Note 2: Ah. This reminds me of my sister... so sweet, so innocent, so darn annoying...
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"Why me. Why am I attending these damn classes..." Omi sighed as his underwear was about to be put on his head for a farewell gift. If you're wondering why sweet Omi-kun had a wedgie for a gift, read please!
"Ahaha!" Yohji laughed when Ken and Omi told him what happened at the mall. "So you wanna go attend those free trial acting lessons for one whole summer?" Aya said as serious as ever. Omi and Ken nodded. "Just a break from the flower shop." Omi smiled. "Yeah!" Ken gave a huge grin as in his head, thoughts of stardom were running like crazy. "So when will they start?" Aya asked again as Yohji recovered from laughing. "Ashita. (Tommorow.)" The two chorused. "Anyway, it's vacation." Omi smiled. "It's fully air-conditioned!" Ken gave another big grin. "Oh well. Gotta go watch the news..." Aya said looking at the clock.
The next day, Ken and Omi went into what reminded them of a dance studio and was greeted by a man who looked nearly like Crawford. The only thing was, he had an eternally present smile on his face. "Konichiwa, minna!!!" He said ever so cheerfully. "And to think Crawford was creepy..." Omi said. Two ten-year-old girls with green eyes and blue hair in pigtails popped out of the door. "Ahh! The twins!" The cheerful man said, "Minna, say hello to our alumni, Suzume and Miyuki Nageki!" "How can you tell them apart?" Ken asked. "Well, Miyuki-chan wears pink most of the time and Suzume wears yellow." The cheerful man said. "Konnichiwa, Kurage-sensei!" The twins said in unison. "Ah! I've forgotten to introduce myself! I'm Kurage Yukikaze. You can call me Kurage-sensei! Let's start this class by introducing ourselves..."
So the introduction went on. There were fat people, skinny people, millionaires and the middle-class then it was Ken's turn to introduce himself. "Erm, Boku no namae wa Hidaka Ken desu. I work as a florist at the Koneko no Sumu Ie. That's all!" Ken said in a rush. Then it was Omi's turn, "Ano, boku no namae wa Tsukiyono Omi desu. I work at the same shop as Ken does. Um... I hope I'll have a good time in this class..." Omi said with a nervous smile. He could have sworn that Miyuki raised an eyebrow and Suzume was looking at him with the 'oh-yeah' look. That made it all creepier. So after the introduction, Kurage-sensei went on talking about theatre and letting them play some acting games. And after all that came the gift from heaven (or at least they thought it was.) Break Time. Omi brought a box of onigiri for break time. Before the two could get to eating, hands covered their eyes. It was the twins. Miyuki, disguising her voice of that of a sexy woman said, "Guess who?" "One of Yohji's girlfriends?" "CHIGAU!" Suzume said winking at her sibling. And as they released their hands off their eyes, they kicked them in the rear. Ken looked back to see who gave them the sore butts but all they could see were the twins and everybody else simply eating their food. "Hen desu ne, Omi-kun." Ken said. "I wonder if Schwarz is amongst us?" Omi said looking around for a sign of Nagi, Schuldig or Crawford. Definitly not Farfello since if he would be in a crowd like this, he would kill everyone without hesitation. "It might be Crawford." Ken said remembering what Kurage-sensei looked like. "Demo, Crawford couldn't have pulled off that voice." Omi said to Ken. "Maybe Schreient ressurected from the dead?" Ken said looking around for those girls. "Or maybe it was just our imagination..." Omi said. But as Ken turned to get the onigiri, he facefaulted, "Omi, your delicious onigiri... are GOOOOOOOONE!!!!" "It must be a hungry Schreient member?" Omi said sweatdropping. "Matte. Wasn't it two people who covered our eyes?" Ken said. Omi nodded and said, "And that voice that said 'chigau', wasn't it something like..." suddenly, Suzume and Miyuki went into the studio after throwing something into the trashcan outside and Suzume patted her stomach and said, "Ahh! Oishii..." "THAT!" Omi said pointing to Suzume. "Doushite?" Suzume asked. "Are you the ones who kicked us?" Ken angrily said. "What if I said yes?" Miyuki said snobbily. "Then I'll report you to Craw... ah... Kurage-sensei!" Omi said fuming. "You're just jealous..." Suzume said pulling Omi's ear. Miyuki stuck her tounge out and said, "Piida!" "Here's a gift from me to you..." Suzume said ever so innocently to Ken, "WEDGIE!!!" And she pulled Ken's underwear over his head. "KURAGE-SENSEIIIII!!!!" Omi cried. But it was useless, Kurage was sleeping with headphones on his head. "Shimatta..." Omi sighed.
"Ah, rough day?" Aya said after listening to Omi and Ken's day at the Theatre Class. "I want out!" Omi said. "Um, Omi. I'm afraid we can't back out..." Ken said, "I made a bet with Yohji that if we survive this, he'll give us his paycheck. If not, we'll have to give him our paychecks..." "BAKA!!!" Omi cried while bonking Ken on the head, "OMAE WO KOROSU YO!!!!!!!!" "Itai. You hurt more than those hell twins..." Ken said.
*Will they survive the summer? Will they come back alive after a second day of Theatre Class? Will those twins stop bugging them? Find out on the next chapter!!!*