Authors note: just a silly little thing I did when I was bored ^__^ Will only make sense if youv'e read the secret diaries of the fellowship, very funny. Enjoy!
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Am very fond of Frodo.
Sam will kill me if i try anything.
Had long, meaningful dicusion with Sam on how I am not a pervy-hobbit fancier.
Didn't belive me.
Cannot cope. off to Mordor
Very dark and fiery in Mordor.
Orcs ugly.
Fiery eye very pretty but cannot look at too long as will develope blindness.
Sam thinks orcs pervy-hobbit fanciers.
Am begining to agree.
Am prettyest in Mordor as Frodo is dirty.
Sam tried to give him bath.
Strawberry soap bubbles making me sick
Stole ring and Frodo.
Sam still thinks I'm a pervy-hobbit facier.
Sam probably trying to kill me.