Disclaimer: I am sad to say that I do not own Elrond...nor his eyebrows. He and his various features belong to Tolkien and the heirs of his estate.
On a happier note though, I do own the rhymes that make up this little ditty to Elrond...er, rather his eyebrows, which I seem to have a fascination with. After watching Return of the King and joking around with several of my co-workers regarding said fascination...I decided to try a little ode to this fictional character using his eyebrows. I hope you like it.
ODE TO ELROND AND HIS EYEBROWS
By Web Walker
Ebony arches expressing delight or displeasure
Languorously lifting over eyes of inky obsidian of which there are no measure
Rousing to the females who quiver at the very sight
Orbs of dark rich chocolate in which one may hope to find much delight
Nefarious pools of entrancing invitation over which I do hover
Devious and playful a nature I do hint at for you to discover
Such seductively luscious spheres on one whom would be the perfect lover
Elegant curves of sable sitting so high up and so dark
Yet, I have been known to help display a demeanor so frightfully stark
Eloquently enchanting ocular accessories am I
Brashly, I rise as you heave a mooning sigh
Regally sitting upon the Lord of Rivendell's brow
Ornate and intrigued that none will disavow
Wickedly flagrant disdain I help show to those whom would bother
Surely, the very likes of me, there are none other