Hobbit Boy (Barbie Girl)
Re-written to tease the caracters from
Lord of the Rings
that I love to tease
(No offense, if the actors who
played these carecters
realize who I mean)
Disclaimer: I own nothing...WAIT!! I own lots of stuff! I own clothes, hair stuff.... (continues to list stuff)
(Sam) Hello, Frodo!
(Frodo) Hi, Sam!
(S) You wanna go for a ride?
(F) Sure, Sam!
(S) Jump in
(F) I'm a Hobbit boy,
down in Middle-Earth.
Life as a halfling
is disgusting.
My feet have lots of hair,
that falls out everywhere.
No imagination,
life ain't my creation.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo.
(F) I'm a Hobbit-boy
down in Middle-Earth
Life as a Halfling
is disgusting
My feet have lots of hair
that comes out everywhere.
No imagination,
life ain't my creation
I'm a short, single guy
on my way to Mordor
Go tell Sam
to dress me up
cuz I'm his darling.
(S) You're my dall,
rock and roll,
feel the glamor,
I stink.
Pinch me here,
slap me there,
hanky-panky
(F) I can't punch
so I'll pay.
Sam, please say
I'm always yours
I'm a hobbit-boy
down in Middle-Earth
Life as a halfling
is disgusting
My feet have lots of hair
that comes out everywhere
No imagination
life ain't my creation.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
We will walk,
we will talk,
do whatever we please.
I won't act
like a star.
Sam had begged
on hid knees.
(S) Come jump in,
go swimmin'
let's not do it again.
Hit the town,
sit around,
'cus I hate to party
(F) I can't punch,
so I'll pay
Sam, please say
I'm always yours.
I can't punch,
so now I'm paying.
Sam's not saying
that I'm his.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
I'm a hobbit-boy,
down in middle-earth
Life as a halfling
is disgusting!
My feet have lots of hair
that comes out everywhere
No imagination,
life ain't my creation.
I'm a hobbit boy,
down in middle-eatrh
Life as a halfling
is disgusting
My feet have lofs of hair
that comes out everywhere
No imagination,
life ain't my creation.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie Artichokie!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
Oh, I'm not having any fun!
(S) Good, 'cus we're done.
(F) Oh, I love you, Sam!
Re-written to tease the caracters from
Lord of the Rings
that I love to tease
(No offense, if the actors who
played these carecters
realize who I mean)
Disclaimer: I own nothing...WAIT!! I own lots of stuff! I own clothes, hair stuff.... (continues to list stuff)
(Sam) Hello, Frodo!
(Frodo) Hi, Sam!
(S) You wanna go for a ride?
(F) Sure, Sam!
(S) Jump in
(F) I'm a Hobbit boy,
down in Middle-Earth.
Life as a halfling
is disgusting.
My feet have lots of hair,
that falls out everywhere.
No imagination,
life ain't my creation.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo.
(F) I'm a Hobbit-boy
down in Middle-Earth
Life as a Halfling
is disgusting
My feet have lots of hair
that comes out everywhere.
No imagination,
life ain't my creation
I'm a short, single guy
on my way to Mordor
Go tell Sam
to dress me up
cuz I'm his darling.
(S) You're my dall,
rock and roll,
feel the glamor,
I stink.
Pinch me here,
slap me there,
hanky-panky
(F) I can't punch
so I'll pay.
Sam, please say
I'm always yours
I'm a hobbit-boy
down in Middle-Earth
Life as a halfling
is disgusting
My feet have lots of hair
that comes out everywhere
No imagination
life ain't my creation.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
We will walk,
we will talk,
do whatever we please.
I won't act
like a star.
Sam had begged
on hid knees.
(S) Come jump in,
go swimmin'
let's not do it again.
Hit the town,
sit around,
'cus I hate to party
(F) I can't punch,
so I'll pay
Sam, please say
I'm always yours.
I can't punch,
so now I'm paying.
Sam's not saying
that I'm his.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
I'm a hobbit-boy,
down in middle-earth
Life as a halfling
is disgusting!
My feet have lots of hair
that comes out everywhere
No imagination,
life ain't my creation.
I'm a hobbit boy,
down in middle-eatrh
Life as a halfling
is disgusting
My feet have lofs of hair
that comes out everywhere
No imagination,
life ain't my creation.
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie Artichokie!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Yes, let's go! Yes, let's go!
(S) Come on, Frodo, let's go, Frodo!
(F) Okidokie, Artichokie!
Oh, I'm not having any fun!
(S) Good, 'cus we're done.
(F) Oh, I love you, Sam!