b Disclaimer: /b Nothing belongs to me. The (barely mentioned) characters belong to JK Rolwing. The original lyrics to 'Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)' belong to The Offspring. The random silliness is the only thing that is mine.
b Pretty Fly (For An Evil Guy) /B
Give
it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh
huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the DE's say I'm
pretty (fly for an evil guy)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco
seís
You know its kinda hard just to get along
today
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway
He has a
lot of pride, and he must have style
But everything he lacks, well
he makes up in denial
So don't deflate, play it straight
You
know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it
real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't
break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on
Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do that Dark
Lord thing!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to
me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And
all the DE's say I'm pretty fly (for an evil guy)
He needs
some cool clothes, not just any will suffice
he got some black
robes and he bought a mask. Nice.
Now cruising by the Hollow, he
sees Aurors as he passed
But if he looks twice, they're gonna save
Lily's ass!
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he
really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it
real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't
break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on
Ricky Lake
The world loves wannabes
Hey, hey, do that Dark Lord
thing!
Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink
done
He askes for the Dark Mark, and he gets one for his
son
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But
in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick
Give it to me
baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it
to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the DE's say I'm pretty fly
(for an evil guy)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
So
don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it
anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way,
for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At
least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs
wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more
wannabes
Hey, hey, do that Dark Lord
thing!
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b A/N: /b I just had to do this. I was listening to this song the other night and it all just came to me. Hope it makes you laugh as much as I did!