Disclaimer: i don't own any anime companies but i wish i do and im not
rying to insult anyone. Beside im just a kid writing tremdiously funny talk
shows! Are ya gonna sue me?
Fox ears: Hello. Im Fox ears the fox youko. I run my own little talk show in Washington! It's called FOX EARS' INSANITY SHOW!
*sign flashes clap*
audience: *claps*
Fox ears: I randomly pick characters from animes of all kinds and send my minions to fetch them and bring them to my show. And speaking of minions I would like you to meet the minions of the show!
Minions: *wonder out onto the stage*
Fox ears: There's the dancing lobsters, dragons from hell, rabid ferrets, evil flying piggies, dancing hamsters, and then there's the one the only cute mob controller that won't be starring in any of the interviews *even though he's an anime character!* Folken!!!!!
Folken fan crowd: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU FOLKEN! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Folken: *red mark across his nose from embarrassment a.k.a. whomp which is what it will be referred to through the parodies*
Fox ears: DOWN WOMEN! HE'S MINE!
Folken fan crowd: *all stick out their tongues* pppppffff!
Fox ears: Well I guess I should get back to the show huh? *minions wonder back to their positions and Folken stands next to fox ears* Our first guest today will be.....
Evil piggies: *spin the container of names* *one pulls out a piece of folded paper and hands to fox ears* *piggies take container off set*
Fox ears: Bit Cloud! From Zoids!
Bit fan crowd: YYAAAAYYYY!!!
Fox ears: MINIONS!
Dragons from hell: Yes milady!
Fox ears: go retrieve Bit.
*mini dragons fly off*
Fox ears: In the time being I am ordering the dancing lobsters to entertain us!
Dancing lobsters: *go out on floor and start jiggin*
audience: *gets up and jigs too*
~*30 minutes later*~
Dragons from hell: Milady! We have the prisoner . . . I mean the guest!
Fox ears: Good! Dancing lobsters may have a break!
Dancing lobsters: *leave to do what lobsters do on breaks*
Fox ears: Well our guest is now here! Bit Cloud!!!!
Bit fan club: WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Bit: *walks out and sits down in whicker chair* Hello.
Fox ears: Hello Bit. We are going to question you and have you do dares and whatever. Now does anyone in the audience have a question for Bit?
Audience member #14572902388: Yeah! Bit are you having an affair with Lena?
Bit: Of course not!
Audience member #15572902388: What's wrong with her? Huh?! Huh?!
Bit: Damn! If I say yes then I'll get mobbed by mad fan girls and if I say no then I'll be mobbed by happy fan girls. I'll have to say no comment.
Audience member #1: Then are you having an affair with Brad? Doc? Jamie?
Bit: Urp.... Uh Brad? Ummmm. Hehehe...... *breaks down crying* YESSSS!!! IM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BRAD! I can't help myself he's just so buff and cute!
Bit fan club: YOU BASTARD! GET HIM!!!!!!!*rage onto set* DDIIIEEEE!!!!!
~*10 minutes later*~ Fox ears: okay ladies! Are you done pummeling him?
*x fan group sits back down*
Bit: *moans and gingerly touches his black eyes and bloody nose*
Fox ears: Oh hun, don't touch it. It'll be fine. Now its time for the dares my carefully select audience member panel. Audience member #349. What do you dare Bit to do?
Audience member #349: I dare Bit to shove a big pineapple and huge watermelon up his ass!
Fox ears: Okay then sick and perverted minded child. MINIONS!!!!
Dancing hamsters: *come out and hand a large pineapple and watermelon to Bit*
Fox ears: And Bit. If you fail to do this dare then you lose one article of your clothing. Starting with your shirt.
Bit: What kind of sick people are you?!
Fox ears: I don't know but bend over and shove the fruit up your ass okay!
~*censored*~*2 minutes later*~
Audience: LOSE THE SHIRT! LOSE THE SHIRT! LOSE THE SHIRT!
Bit: *takes off shirt*
Fox ears: Okay then. Audience member # 87. What is your dare?
Audience member #87: I dare him to make out with you for 3 minutes!
Fox ears: IS THAT ALOUD FOLKEN?!
Folken: *flips through rule book* Apparently. Seeing how there aren't any rules!
Fox ears: Note to self. After show make rule that the guest cannot come in physical contact with the host!
Bit: *tackles Fox ears and starts to make out with her*
Fox ears: YEEEKK!
~*3 minutes later*~ Fox ears: *pushes Bit off* Folken. Remind me again why I wanted to make a talk show?
Folken: *rolls eyes*
Fox ears: Okay, panel. I cant be involved dares!
*other two panel snap their fingers and go back to thinking*
Fox ears: Okay then. Audience member #20478. Do you have a dare?
Audience member #20478: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow! YES! I dare bit to eat 10 bull thistle plants with bull piss poured over it! He has to drink the pee!
Fox ears: This is gettin good!
Bit: Dear god, you guyz are sick!
Fox ears: MINIONS! And Bit, the pants are next to go.
Dancing hamsters: *come in bearing the items, do a jig, and go out*
Fox ears: And people, if you are a weak stomached person then please close your eyes and do not watch or go to my dragon minions who will be handing out official Alaska Airlines barf bags!
*some audience members stand up and run over to the dragons*
Fox ears: You can't barf and GO!
Bit: Urk...*puts two fingers over his mouth and runs off stage* BBBLLLEEEHHHHKKKK!
Fox ears: Looks like someone's losin their pants!
Audience: LOSE THE PANTS! LOSE THE PANTS! LOSE THE PANTS!
Bit: *takes off pants*
Fox ears: And our last audience member, do you have a dare for Bit?
Audience member #4502: Yeah. I dare Bit to brush his teeth with maggot guts for 5 minutes! It has to be a normal sized ball of paste.
Bit: *pulls disgusted face*
Fox ears: *ears lay back and tail curls* okkkkkkaaayyyy! MINIONS!!!!!!!!
Dancing hamsters: *bring out bucket of maggot gut paste*
Fox ears: Bit you have to do this and if you don't then the under wear goes and none of us wanna see what's under there! So ya. And starting..... NOW!
~*4 minutes later*~
Random audience member: HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
Bit: *barfs all over stage*
Fox ears: Oh dear god he has to take off the underwear! *hands him a piece of cardboard*
Bit: *places cardboard infront and rips off underwear*
Fox ears: *shielding eyes* Now we have time for one more question! And I have one! What do you think would be the worst way to die?
Bit: probably to be eaten alive by rabid ferrets.
Fox ears: That would be bad! And now it's the time in the show for the guest to die!
Bit: WHAT?!?
Rabid ferrets: *launch out of side room onto Bit**comical cartoon fighting cloud*
Fox ears: that is all we have for today! And join us next time on FOX EARS INSANITY SHOW! Good night folks!
*camera zooms in on dancing lobsters who just came out and started jiggin*
Fox ears: Hello. Im Fox ears the fox youko. I run my own little talk show in Washington! It's called FOX EARS' INSANITY SHOW!
*sign flashes clap*
audience: *claps*
Fox ears: I randomly pick characters from animes of all kinds and send my minions to fetch them and bring them to my show. And speaking of minions I would like you to meet the minions of the show!
Minions: *wonder out onto the stage*
Fox ears: There's the dancing lobsters, dragons from hell, rabid ferrets, evil flying piggies, dancing hamsters, and then there's the one the only cute mob controller that won't be starring in any of the interviews *even though he's an anime character!* Folken!!!!!
Folken fan crowd: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU FOLKEN! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Folken: *red mark across his nose from embarrassment a.k.a. whomp which is what it will be referred to through the parodies*
Fox ears: DOWN WOMEN! HE'S MINE!
Folken fan crowd: *all stick out their tongues* pppppffff!
Fox ears: Well I guess I should get back to the show huh? *minions wonder back to their positions and Folken stands next to fox ears* Our first guest today will be.....
Evil piggies: *spin the container of names* *one pulls out a piece of folded paper and hands to fox ears* *piggies take container off set*
Fox ears: Bit Cloud! From Zoids!
Bit fan crowd: YYAAAAYYYY!!!
Fox ears: MINIONS!
Dragons from hell: Yes milady!
Fox ears: go retrieve Bit.
*mini dragons fly off*
Fox ears: In the time being I am ordering the dancing lobsters to entertain us!
Dancing lobsters: *go out on floor and start jiggin*
audience: *gets up and jigs too*
~*30 minutes later*~
Dragons from hell: Milady! We have the prisoner . . . I mean the guest!
Fox ears: Good! Dancing lobsters may have a break!
Dancing lobsters: *leave to do what lobsters do on breaks*
Fox ears: Well our guest is now here! Bit Cloud!!!!
Bit fan club: WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Bit: *walks out and sits down in whicker chair* Hello.
Fox ears: Hello Bit. We are going to question you and have you do dares and whatever. Now does anyone in the audience have a question for Bit?
Audience member #14572902388: Yeah! Bit are you having an affair with Lena?
Bit: Of course not!
Audience member #15572902388: What's wrong with her? Huh?! Huh?!
Bit: Damn! If I say yes then I'll get mobbed by mad fan girls and if I say no then I'll be mobbed by happy fan girls. I'll have to say no comment.
Audience member #1: Then are you having an affair with Brad? Doc? Jamie?
Bit: Urp.... Uh Brad? Ummmm. Hehehe...... *breaks down crying* YESSSS!!! IM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BRAD! I can't help myself he's just so buff and cute!
Bit fan club: YOU BASTARD! GET HIM!!!!!!!*rage onto set* DDIIIEEEE!!!!!
~*10 minutes later*~ Fox ears: okay ladies! Are you done pummeling him?
*x fan group sits back down*
Bit: *moans and gingerly touches his black eyes and bloody nose*
Fox ears: Oh hun, don't touch it. It'll be fine. Now its time for the dares my carefully select audience member panel. Audience member #349. What do you dare Bit to do?
Audience member #349: I dare Bit to shove a big pineapple and huge watermelon up his ass!
Fox ears: Okay then sick and perverted minded child. MINIONS!!!!
Dancing hamsters: *come out and hand a large pineapple and watermelon to Bit*
Fox ears: And Bit. If you fail to do this dare then you lose one article of your clothing. Starting with your shirt.
Bit: What kind of sick people are you?!
Fox ears: I don't know but bend over and shove the fruit up your ass okay!
~*censored*~*2 minutes later*~
Audience: LOSE THE SHIRT! LOSE THE SHIRT! LOSE THE SHIRT!
Bit: *takes off shirt*
Fox ears: Okay then. Audience member # 87. What is your dare?
Audience member #87: I dare him to make out with you for 3 minutes!
Fox ears: IS THAT ALOUD FOLKEN?!
Folken: *flips through rule book* Apparently. Seeing how there aren't any rules!
Fox ears: Note to self. After show make rule that the guest cannot come in physical contact with the host!
Bit: *tackles Fox ears and starts to make out with her*
Fox ears: YEEEKK!
~*3 minutes later*~ Fox ears: *pushes Bit off* Folken. Remind me again why I wanted to make a talk show?
Folken: *rolls eyes*
Fox ears: Okay, panel. I cant be involved dares!
*other two panel snap their fingers and go back to thinking*
Fox ears: Okay then. Audience member #20478. Do you have a dare?
Audience member #20478: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow! YES! I dare bit to eat 10 bull thistle plants with bull piss poured over it! He has to drink the pee!
Fox ears: This is gettin good!
Bit: Dear god, you guyz are sick!
Fox ears: MINIONS! And Bit, the pants are next to go.
Dancing hamsters: *come in bearing the items, do a jig, and go out*
Fox ears: And people, if you are a weak stomached person then please close your eyes and do not watch or go to my dragon minions who will be handing out official Alaska Airlines barf bags!
*some audience members stand up and run over to the dragons*
Fox ears: You can't barf and GO!
Bit: Urk...*puts two fingers over his mouth and runs off stage* BBBLLLEEEHHHHKKKK!
Fox ears: Looks like someone's losin their pants!
Audience: LOSE THE PANTS! LOSE THE PANTS! LOSE THE PANTS!
Bit: *takes off pants*
Fox ears: And our last audience member, do you have a dare for Bit?
Audience member #4502: Yeah. I dare Bit to brush his teeth with maggot guts for 5 minutes! It has to be a normal sized ball of paste.
Bit: *pulls disgusted face*
Fox ears: *ears lay back and tail curls* okkkkkkaaayyyy! MINIONS!!!!!!!!
Dancing hamsters: *bring out bucket of maggot gut paste*
Fox ears: Bit you have to do this and if you don't then the under wear goes and none of us wanna see what's under there! So ya. And starting..... NOW!
~*4 minutes later*~
Random audience member: HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
Bit: *barfs all over stage*
Fox ears: Oh dear god he has to take off the underwear! *hands him a piece of cardboard*
Bit: *places cardboard infront and rips off underwear*
Fox ears: *shielding eyes* Now we have time for one more question! And I have one! What do you think would be the worst way to die?
Bit: probably to be eaten alive by rabid ferrets.
Fox ears: That would be bad! And now it's the time in the show for the guest to die!
Bit: WHAT?!?
Rabid ferrets: *launch out of side room onto Bit**comical cartoon fighting cloud*
Fox ears: that is all we have for today! And join us next time on FOX EARS INSANITY SHOW! Good night folks!
*camera zooms in on dancing lobsters who just came out and started jiggin*