Ayu: sniff sniff what is that smell?
Kat: sniff I think it's my hoodie
Ayu: oh……………………… welcome to my new Naruto crack fic.
Kat: Crack Where!?!?!? runs off
Ayu: o------k Kat you really need help. So let me explain how this works you ask the Naruto characters questions they answer.
Kat:done looking for crack Hey I don't watch the show why am I in your fan fiction?
Ayu: that's exactly why you need to know these things.
Kat: Fine………….. can I go now?
Ayu: NO! ok so let me introduce the characters lets start with Sasuke the Emo brat.
Sasuke: I'm not emo sits in the corner and starts crying
Ayu: whatever … ok next is Naruto
Naruto: Ramen?
Ayu: no, no ramen
Naruto: no ramen? RAMEN!!!!
Ayu: NO RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: eep
Kat: you look like pet glomps
Naruto: ra-ramen?
Ayu: o….k Hinata
Hinata: …
Ayu: wana say something?
Hinata: looks down and shakes her head.
Ayu: Kiba
Jasmen: comes out of no where PUPPY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!! pokes
Ayu: how did you get out the closet?
Jasmen: When you locked me in that closet you forgot one very important thing mate I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Kat: No your not! If you were I would know.
Jasmen: How?
Kat: Because I know these things. goes into rabid fan girl convolutions
Kiba:… hi?
Ayu: you can sit down now
Kiba: sits
Ayu: Shino
Shino:…buzz
Ayu: 0.o ok you go sit out side.
Shino: leaves
Ayu: Shikamaru
Shika: you're so troublesome
Kat: well you're a bitch face.
Shika: whatever
Kat: I'm about to pull some serious ninja shit on your ass.
Shika: I would love to see you try
Kat: you know what you can just blow it out your
Ayu: Kat Shikamaru shut up and sits down!
Kat/Shika: fine
Ayu: ok…………..
Everyone: looks like Ayu
Ayu: hmm oh right lets see Kakashi
Kakashi: reading his little pervert book hee hee
Ayu: you disgust me
Kat: what is he reading
Ayu: his perverted book
Kat: oh ew
Ayu: Gai and Lee
Gai/Lee: good guy pose
Ayu: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Kat: 0.0 buldge
Ayu: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww please please sit down
Gai:puts arm around Ayu you, you are the definition of youth
Ayu: bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch bad touch BAD TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Kakashi: Gai leave the pore girl alone.
Ayu:sniffle thank you Garaa come on out
Garaa: I will keel joo dead.
Ayu: Elise
Elise: holds up strait jacket be nice or else
Garaa: sits down
Ayu: Kanky
Kanky: …
Ayu: say it
Kanky: no
Ayu: Say it now or you will lose your breeding rights
Kanky: I like chicken I like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.
Ayu: Yay now since I'm such a lazy ass all the rest of the characters
Other characters: Hey
Ayu: sorry but some of you havn't even showed up yet and so why should I bother to introduce you if no one knows who you are?
Kat/Ayu/Jasmen: bye don't forget to ask a question!