Brothers
Episode 1: Appearance...
*Gatan-gatan-gatan-gatan-gatan...*
A figure watched the train pass by as he stopped walking. His clothes were kinda baggy and his shirt was over-sized. Over his shoulder was a white drawstring-pack. He paused.
And now... silence.
...
...
Alright, moving on-
"H-hey! Shouldn't we be doing the opening!"
Ah... Oh yeah, I forgot...
"How can you forget-!"
*Music starts*
The figure shocked. "O-oi! Don't ignore me-...!"
*Hayate no Gotoku – by Kotoko*
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
Tsukinukeru hayate no gotoku
Unmei ni makete
Shagamikomu nante tsumannaiyo
Soreja kakko warui yo
Uso kara deta makoto
Koukai ha kitto mi kara deta sabi
Zettai naseba naru
Ookina hamon ni nomikomareteku
Karada nami ni makasereba
Kanchigai no yume
Mato hazure no kitai
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukamerusa
Daichi keriage hashiridasou
kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
*End Music*
And continue story!
The figure sighed before continue walking.
(Several Minutes later...)
Several minutes later, he arrived to his apart-... his family's apartment, and jingled the keys to open it. "Ahh~... It's been a long time since I've been back from traveling... I wonder how bro's doing-..." With a creek, it opened and he looked inside after 8 years.
*Juuuuu...*
Empty.
That's the first thing that came to his mind as he looked around.
"No table... No old TV set... No oranges in the middle of the room... No cracked Sake bottles... and a cracked window that needs fixing... Hmm..."
He blinked as he noticed a note on the floor. Picking it up, his eye twitched.
"Wh... what the... A-an 'IOU'...? L-let's see... Um... 1's... 10's... 100's... 1,000's... 10,000's... 100,000's... 1 million's... 10 million's... 100 mil-..."
He paused.
"150 MILLION YEN~!"
Breaking from his shock, he continued reading.
"We leave the rest to you. Work hard and pay back! Sorry... We suddenly caught the gambling fever. But it can't be helped. Yes but, what's done is done... But working hard to repay it is boring, and Hayate-kun's wages were insuffient, and we have no saving. We were quite perplexed about it, so we started thinking... and we suddenly came up with a good idea..."
He stopped. "Good idea...?"
"That it! let's sell our son! *Insert heart*
He stopped and paused.
Silence filled the area before-...
"WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR PROBLEM!" Indeed, what is their problem.
The earths shook as a roar was heard across the perimeters, shocking by-passers and scaring away animals.
The figure shook in anger as he literally almost tore the paper in half.
"Those... those... those idiotic parents... Selling off my twin brother to pay off their debts... What the hell happened!"
Growling in anger, he stuffed the letter into his pocket and left, totally not noticing a second letter written by Hayate himself.
(Later...)
The figure walked around before stopping at a nearby building.
"Alright, think! What will you do now? Your parents most likely don't remember you. Your brother is most likely dead. You have no home. No family. No money. No-..."
Suddenly, it all came down to him.
He.
Has.
No.
MONEY~~ *Insert heart*
"Well that's a blunt way to put it!" He yelled to the heavens.
Growling, he turned to the wall to see a "Help Wanted" poster. He sweat-dropped.
"Really... what are the odds..."
He looked at the requirements-
"Eh, I'm pretty good at almost anything...
The job description...
"Night watch... sure, I'll do that..."
Area...
"A school?"
And finally, the payment.
"10,000 yen a month... with food, shelter, and a hot girl to live with! SOLD!"
With that, he grabbed the poster and ran off.
(Night watch office)
"Yaw~n... ah, so tired!"
Katsura Yukiji yawned as she sipped her coffee.
"Ne, nee-chan... What did you need the paper for anyway?"
"Hmm?" Yukiji looked at her younger sister, Hinagiku, and blinked. "Paper? What paper?"
"The paper you asked for a few hours ago..." Hinagiku said, sweat-dropping.
Yukiji blinked, before remembering. "Ah, oh yeah! That! I just used it to paint a 'Hel Wanted' poster!"
"A 'Help Wanted' poster? Whatever for!"
"Night watch...!"
"THAT'S YOUR JOB-!"
"I LIKE TO HAVE THIS JOB PLEASE!" An unknown voice yelled out-...
Oh, what do you know? It's that kid form before!
"I ain't no kid! I'm 16!"
The two turned around to see a cute boy with spiky blond hair. He had electric blue eyes and three whisker-like marking on each side of his cheeks. He had a girly-looking face, but a girl's dream-boyfriend body. His clothing consisted of baggy pants, an oversized t-shirt, and an orange jacket. In his hand was a crumpled up paper, with the word "Help" sticking out.
"Ah..."
"Hey, you want a job!" Yukiji immediately took initiative.
"Hell yeah I want a job!" The boy shouted.
"Alright, then! You know that you'll have to stay up all night, right!"
"Pfft, I stayed up for 7 days straight, and I never grew tired! Try me!"
"Awesome! Can you cook!"
"I can make my special ramen that I perfected 2 years ago! And I can also make lots of other 5-Star dines!"
"5-STA-...! Can you carry a lot of things with those arms of yours!"
"Hey, I can make clones of myself, no prob!"
"Clones...? Can you make a mean coffee!"
"Once worked at Star Bucks and McDonald's!"
"Even better! Do you have any special traits!"
"I can walk on walls and water! I can also lift things three times my weight, and I'm super fast! Plus, I'm a pretty good fighter!"
"Eh? Whatever! Are you smart!"
"Uhh... Never been to school for six years..."
"Ah... Never mind, doesn't matter! Are you rich!"
"My parents gambled all of my brother's payment and sold him to the Yakuza... Then my house got robbed. What do you think?"
"Ehh~? No money?"
*Tick* "What does this have to do with the job!"
"Sob... aright... I just need your age..."
"16!"
"Likes..."
"Ramen!"
"Dislikes..."
"My parents..."
"And your name..."
"Ayasaki Naruto!"
Yukiji and Hinagiku blinked and froze as Naruto stated his name. He blinked.
"What?"
Ignisha: And done! Decided to make a totally new Naruto and Hayate no Gotoku crossover. Yep, this makes much more sense than the previous two I made. Anyway, what do you guys think? Review it! Tell me your likes! Your dislikes! Your comments! And best of all, tell me if I should keep this one on, since I'm gonna delete the other two later!
Naruto: Isn't that a little harsh...?
Ignisha: Nonsense! This is a perfect opportunity to start off a different story! Oh, and Kami-chan'll come by later!
Naruto: Uh... Ok?
Ignisha; So, without further ado, I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAYATE NO GOTOKU! And blip!
*BLIP* -END-