I do not own Ronin Warriors. But I wish I owned Kento! I lovers him! ;) And this isn't taking a crack at any woman who has PMDD. I'm only making fun of the Ronins and the Yaz commercials. No offense intended. Thank you and enjoy.
"What's your problem, Cye?" Mia snapped.
Cye's eyes were wide. "I accidentally put the butter away," he squeaked. "That's all."
"You idiot!" she screeched, throwing a pan at him. Cye ducked just in time.
"RYO!" came Yuli's voice from the stairs. "RYO RYO RYO!" Rounding the corner into the kitchen, he blanched seeing the fury on Mia's face.
"What the hell do you want you brat?" she screamed.
"I- I need Ryo," he whispered nervously.
"What's the matter, Yuli?" Ryo asked, walking through the backdoor.
"Don't baby the little monster, moron," Mia chastised.
"What's up with you?" Ryo crossed his arms, leaning on the refrigerator.
"Nothing is wrong with me! Why can't men understand?" She began to cry hysterically.
"Hey Rowen!" Cye called out, running upstairs. Barreling trough Rowen's door, he said urgently, "You better get down here, doc."
"What's going on down there? I can here the fuss above my music."
"It's that time of the month again for Mia."
Rowen's eyes widened. "Oh no! We better get down there, quickly!"
They both darted out of the room and back down the stairs. When they got back to the kitchen, Kento and Sage were holding Mia against a wall. She was trying to get at Ryo, who was still leaning of the refrigerator. Yuli was peeking around the corner of the kitchen door.
"What happened?" Rowen asked, seeing the mess in front of him.
"Ryo told Mia to lighten up," Kento panted, trying to keep a hold on Mia's arm. "I only came in here to get something to eat, and I get mixed up in Mia's PMS."
Rowen approached Mia cautiously. "I'm not sure that this is just PMS."
"Watch out!" Kento mocked. "The doc is doing his thing!"
"Shut up, Kento!" the other Ronins shouted in unison.
"Well," Rowen began. "Judging by the extreme emotional symptoms, I'd say you have PMDD, Mia."
"What's that?" Sage asked.
"Don't you watch the commercials?" Kento asked, looking shocked at his friend.
"It's a serious condition in the fact that it can keep Mia from doing her normal routine. It's extreme emotional and physical problems, including depression, bloating, fatigue, a feeling of hopelessness, et cetera. These mood swings she has aren't really her fault so don't take it personal."
"What causes it?" Cye interjected.
"We're still not quite sure. But it's a good chance Mia inherited PMDD from her mother or a grandmother."
"Show off," Kento challenged, grinning from ear to ear, expecting the intended response.
Rowen sighed, rolling his eyes. "I didn't go to medical school for nothing," he mumbled.