Author notes: Hello! this is my 2nd FanFic so I'm still new so don't be super harsh. This idea came to me at like 12:30 last night i couldn't sleep so I wrote it down so I didn't forget it, I thought it was funny..
Disclaimer: No i don't own Naruto if I did Sasuke would never have left and Orochimaru would be dead
"HINATA!!!" Naruto yelled as he ran down the streets looking for the shy girl, while he was running Naruto hadn't been really been paying attention so he hadn't seen the pink hair girl standing next to the black haired boy standing in his path, if he had he could have stopped the next chain of events.
But he didn't so when he crashed into Sakura they when rolling into a ladder causing it to close leaving the poor man fixing the roof hanging onto the ledge for dear life as his ladder fell onto a women's clothes line flinging her undergarments onto a very surprised Sasuke, who had been walking Sakura home before this whole thing happened.
Naruto and Sakura stopped rolling and after a moment she stood up and Sasuke took the woman's bra off his arm, "NARUTO!!!!" they both yelled as they hit him on the head.
Naruto sat there for a second dazed then he said "Oh! have you seen Hinata?".
"Na-Naruto-kun?" the soft voice of the girl in question asked.
"Hinata there you are!".
Naruto stood up and said "Jiraya told Tsunade who told Shizune who told Kakashi who told Sakura who told Ino who told Chouji who told Shikamaru who told Neji who told TenTen who told Lee who told Akamaru who told Kiba who told Shino to ask you out for ramen." he said gasping for air as he finished.
"What?" Sakura and Hinata said together Sasuke was looking at Naruto like he has said the stupidest thing he had heard .(which he had.)
Naruto screwed up his face in concentration and said "Uh...Akamaru told TonTon who told TenTen who told Shino who told Ino to lick a dead cow...??"
They all looked even more confused.
"Damn I can't remember!" he said.
He looked troubled for a moment then said "Hey! Hinata wanna get some ramen!"
"Sure Naruto-kun." she said blushing after of course5 minutes of incomprehensible stuttering during which Naruto look concerned and Sasuke and Sakura just sighed.
The End
Author Notes: Hope you liked it!
P.S. Please Reveiw!!!!
P.P.S. Anyone wanna tell me why Rock Lee told Akamaru? lo