One day, whilst at a party, several of the Naruto ninja decided they would play a game to pass the time…
Ino: I suggest we play spin the bottle.
Shikamaru: You just wanna kiss Sasuke, don't you?
Ino: Shut up.
Sasuke: As long as it's not truth or dare.
Naruto: How about we eat ramen?
Sasuke: That's not a game you idiot.
Naruto: But it is fun.
Shikamaru: How about we play Mafia?
Neji: Alright! I get to be God, Okay.
So the game began.
Neji: If I tap you once, you're the Mafia. If I tap you twice, you're the Detective. And if I tap you thrice, you're the Medic.
Neji tapped Temari once, Naruto twice and Sakura thrice.
Neji: Alright, everyone still has their eyes closed, right? It was a peaceful night in Konohagakure village, but nobody knew what dangers lurked, waiting for them…Mafia, wake up.
Temari woke up.
Neji: Okay, who do you want to kill?
Temari pointed to Ino.
Neji: 'Kay. Now go back to sleep. Detective, wake up.
Naruto woke up.
Neji: Who do you think is the killer?
Naruto:I think Sasuke is the killer, believe it!
Neji: No, you don't talk, moron! Whatever, go back to sleep. Medic, wake up!
Sakura woke up.
Neji: Who do you want to heal?
Sakura pointed immediately to Sasuke.
Neji: Now go back to sleep. Everyone wake up!
Everybody woke up, except for Shikamaru, who had taken a nap during the game. Ino smacks him and he wakes up.
Neji: Okay, everyone. The citizens of Konohagakure awoke the next morning to discover that Ino Yamanaka had been found dead. She had had her throat cut open and bled to death. We later ground her up and made her into a meat pie.
Choji: I knew something was wrong with those meat pies.
Kankuro: Oh, Gawd.
Kankuro runs to the bathroom to puke.
Neji: Sasuke Uchiha was accused of the murder. What's your alibi, Sasuke?
Ino: Sasuke-kun, you'd never do that to me, right?
Sasuke: I was plotting my revengeance, can I go now?
Neji: Everyone who thinks he's innocent, raise their hand.
The majority raise their hands.
Neji: 'Kay, you're free. Now everybody go to sleep.
Gaara: But I'm an insomniac.
Neji: Go to sleep, Gaara.
Gaara: Don't tell me what to do.
Rock Lee: You better not mess with him, he'll kill you.
Neji: Yeah right, I am no failure. I will not-
Gaara: Desert Coffin!
Neji: GAHHHH!
Neji died quickly and painlessly (Okay, maybe not so painlessly) as Kankuro returned from barfing up the meat pies.
Kankuro: Hey guys, what did I miss?
TenTen: It was horrible, horrible…He killed Neji!
Neji: I'm not dead.
TenTen: He was so young.
Neji: I'm getting better.
TenTen: I never even got to tell him how I feel.
TenTen began to cry as a man came out with a cart.
Man: Bring out yer dead!
Lee: Here's one!
Neji: I'm not dead!
Neji fought off the man with the cart and they all continued their game.