Just a little one shot about the Bones and NCIS crew in high school.
"Is that the last of the creamer?" Tony asked.
"Yep," Booth said as he shook the tiny package.
"Dude, I'll buy it off of you," Tony offered.
"Nope, my creamer."
"Give me the creamer, Booth."
"Kiss mine!"
"Welcome to Jefferson High, I'm Kate Todd," the petite brunette greeted, "You must be our new cadets."
All three of the new students assigned to Unit 2-78 were brown-haired. One male and two females. The two girls were both small, one with pale skin and shocking blue eyes., the other with an olive tone and warm brown. The male was tallish, with bright green eyes that looked so hard they might be jewels, in complete contrast with the bored look on his face.
"Temperance Brennan," the pale girl introduced.
"Ziva David," the olive-skinned one said with an accent.
"Jon, no h," the male greeted.
"Like I said, welcome to our Corps," she said, "If you will please follow me I will take you to the corps building."
Kate explained how that the MCJROTC class was worth PE credits, and that they had their own temporary building complete with fridges, big screen TV complete with satellite and DVD, seven computers to be for homework, couches, and a cabinet filled with snacks and candy for those who want to pay.
She was explaining the weekly schedule, which might vary depending on the Platoon Leader's wishes, when they turned the corner to the Corps Building. And they saw Booth and DiNozzo.
"Give me your cream!"
"No!"
"I will have your cream inside me!"
Kate looked scandalized, "Not again!"
"I know where I'm hanging out at lunch," Jon laughed.
Ziva looked confused, "I fail to find what is humorous about a man wanting cream."
It was Temperance who answered bluntly, "I believe that 'cream', in this instance, can be taken out of contex to mean semen," Kate, Jon, and Ziva just gaped.
Jon said, "I know who I am hanging at lunch with," Kate elbowed him in the gut.
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