A/N: Kay guys, this is my first fanfic on so hope you be nice. Criticism is allowed but NO FLAMES!!! Any flames will be turned into a fireball and thrown right back at you!

Disclaimer: I do not own teletubbies, although I do own this story.

PO FINDS A HANDPHONE

One fine and sunny day, little red Po was happily scootering around teletubby land when she spotted something stuck in a bush. She stopped her po 'cooter and approached the bush. There, she saw a hand-sized object with an antenna just like Dipsy's, a small screen and lots of little buttons with numbers and letters on it.

"Oooh," she said, amazed to see such a strange looking thing. She hastily pressed the button that said '1'. The number appeared on the screen. "Oooh," she said again. She pressed more buttons and accidentally pressed one that said 'call'. Beep beep, beep beep, the phone went as it tried to pick up a signal. Finally, it did.

"Hello?" a male voice said from the other side of the line. "Eh-oh," Po answered. "Oooh." "Hello?" the voice repeated. "Who's this?" But all he heard were "Oooh's" and "Eh-oh's". "Okay, seriously man, what do you want?" he asked, starting to get angry. Po just ooooed. The person started to raise his voice. "Listen, dude! I'm sick of your stupid "oooh's" and "eh-oh's"! Speak like a real man, you idiot!" But before he could go on, Po pressed the 'end call' button and the line went off.

She began to press more buttons, calling more than 200 people! She had got lots of 'colourful' answers like "Hello? Hello?" "Man, who are you?" "Stop saying that! You're freaking me out!" "What the f#k is wrong with you? A$$h0#!" All of them didn't get a chance to continue what they were trying to say as Po instantly ended the call and dialed some else's number.

"Hello, Nikster here, who's speaking?" the voice said. "Eh-oh!" Po replied with her usual answer. With the phone in her hand, she hopped onto her po 'cooter and went off to a high hill, where she met Lala who was playing with her orange ball. The yellow teletubby asked her what she was holding and Po replied, "Beep beep device!" "Oooh! Beep beep device!" Lala's eyes widened. "Lemme have it!" "Ok," Po handed her the beep beep device. Nikster was still saying, "Hello? Hello? Anybody? Someone answer the freakin' phone!" "Eh-oh!" Lala said.

Suddenly, dark clouds began to form in the sky. The Sun with the baby face disappeared behind one of them. Thunder boomed and rain pelted down onto the two teletubbies who were still playing with their beep beep device. Not knowing that calling people during a thunderstorm is dangerous, they continued to dial more numbers until-

ZAP!!!

A lightning struck Lala, who was still holding the phone. She stood still, her big eyes wider then ever, and fell to the ground, lifeless. "Lala!" Po rushed to hold her. She took the phone from Lala's hands and smiled at Lala's corpse. Then, without realizing it, another lightning struck her. In a split-second, she fell to the ground with a thud. And the phone, or beep beep device? Well, it went beep beep, beep beep, and lets just say a certain green teletubby found it and started to play with it. "Hello?" a voice answered. "EH-OH!"

END

A/N: Well, what do you think? Hehe, I included myself in it. Good? Bad? Ok? Please REVIEW!!!