Rodrick's live had not gone anywhere since high school. Won gap year had turned into two, and three, and so on. He had a falling out with his members of Loded Diper and cut himself daily. He lifed in a shitty ass apartment in Memphis because Susan and Frank had kicked him out. He works at Burger King serving Big Macks.
One day Heather Hills came in and he got excited! This was his singular big chance to turn his life around town. He said, "hello Heather."
"Hi Rodrick."
"Hey, want to go see the new Trans Formers movie?" he asked.
"Oh god no, you fucking wierd ass bitch loser." Oh no.
Then Rodrick went home and took fifty Claritins. When he got out of the hospital, he went back to his home town to see his parents. And his brothers Greg and Manfried. When his dad open up tge door, he said, "Oh no you fucking loser, you can't stay on our basement ever again!" Then he beat Rodrick with a fire extinguisher. Then he went to Uncle Gary's house, but even Uncle Gary turned him away.
What was Rodrick going to do? He spent the last of his money on a mixture of Weed, marijuana, and pot, and ate it all immediately. When he woke up, he was in Greg's room. Greg was standing there looking at him, looking sad.
"You used to be my brother Rodrick." says Gregory Heffley.
"I am your brother!" said Rodrick.
"No you're not. Not anymore. Manny is my only sibling. And I hate Manny. But I could never hate Manny as much as I hate you."
"No!" Rodrick said.
"You killed Rowley while you were high." Greg said.
Then Rodrick realized he was tied up.
"You took a shovel and screamed 'Die libtard!' and beat him to death," Greg said.
"No..." Rodrick began to choke up.
Then Greg pulled out a shovel, stained with what was presumedly Rowley's blood. "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, right Rod?" he said.
"No!" Rodrick said. He broke free of his bonds and bolted for the door, dodging the shovel as Greg swung it at him. He ran downstairs, but found his dad waiting with the fire extinguisher. "Going somewhere?" Rodrick jumped aside as Frank brought the fire extinguisher crashing down.
Rodrick sped toward the back door but suddenly was tackled by his mom, who then pulled out a machete. "This is the end, Rodrick," she said, as she pinned him to the floor by his throat with her free hand. Rodrick bit her arm as hard as he could, causing her to scream in pain and let go. He ran out the back door only to step into a bear trap. He wailed in pain as he fell to the ground, he leg crushed.
"Sorry bubby," Manny said, "but I had to do it." Suddenly the other Heffley family members came out of the back door and surrounded him. Then Rowley's parents showed up too, and Fregley and Holly and Heather Hills. Soon it seemed like everyone in town had showed up. They were all holding various weapons.
"Why Rodrick?!" said Aunt Cakey.
"You could have done something with your life!" said Vice Principal Roy.
"But it has come to this," said Bryce.
"Please kill me," Rodrick said, and Sweety leapt up and ripped into his throat. As Rodrick fell to the ground, bleeding out and gasping for breath, Greg leaned over him.
"Night night, Roddy," he said, and shot his older brother in the head.