A/N Hello, my pretties! Here's my Smytheberry story! I am sooo excited! Sorry this one's short, the next one'll be longer. If you love Finchel, I absolutely despise it, to there's alot of Finchel hate in this story. Thanks for reading! :D
Rachel cursed as she drove up to Westerville, Ohio and more specifically Dalton Academy. Not only was the drive long, but she had a very long day, and a huge breakup with Finn. As Finn threw a big hissy fit over it, Rachel quietly rejoiced, knowing that Finchel was done, and was never coming back.
Her phone rang, and she put it on speaker, so she wouldn't be breaking the law. "Hey Rachel, you one your way?" asked the Warbler she was driving to meet. "Yes Blaine, otherwise you wouldn't be on speaker" she huffed. "Jeez. Sorry Rae" apologized Blaine.
Rachel sighed, turning right, up to a large, fancy school building. "Don't be. I'm just tired and stressed. I'm also here. See you in a moment," and Rachel hung up, stepping out of her car. The night wind blew, and it chilled her arms as she remembered that she had not brought a jacket.
As she walked through the halls, she got many looks from the boys attending the school. She rolled her eyes, and just kept walking to dorm 3B. As she held up her fist to knock, she felt a warm breath on the back of her neck, and a smooth, silky whisper, "What are you doing here, Berry?"
She rolled her eyes, and replied to the Warbler, "What do you want, Smythe? I'm obviously here to pick up Blaine." She turned around and looked up into his beautiful emerald eyes. He laughed and showed off his signature meerkat smirk. "Just picking up?" he joked.
Rachel didn't care if it was a joke or not, he was crossing the line. So, she slapped him. He immediately brought his hand up to his face, trying to smoothen the incredible red mark she had planted upon his cheek. "Do not talk about Blaine like that. I knew you were a perverted creep, but I had no idea that you were rude too!" she scolded.
He looked into her big brown eyes which were filled with anger and disgust. "I'm sorry, Barbra. Didn't know you were so defensive about your Blainey Bear." he retorted. "Whatever," she replied, turning around and knocking on Blaine's door.
Blaine opened the door, wearing what he called 'casual clothing' which was anything but. "Hey, Rae!" he said, hugging the small girl as he saw her. When he saw Sebastian, he became confused. "Why are you here Sebastian?" he asked quizzically,
"Well, before I saw Berry here, my plan was to come and hook up with you," he said with a wink. Rachel stood aghast, and Blaine rolled his eyes, and replied, "You know that's never gonna happen." Sebastian laughed, and Rachel walked into his dorm and said, "You can leave now Sebastian."
He smirked. "Well, Barbra, looks like someone wants to be left alone with her Blainey Bear," he mocked, receiving a door, slammed in his face. Finally alone, Rachel was left to speak with Blaine. "I'm sorry. Sebastian can be an ass sometimes," Blaine apologized, leaving the petite girl to laugh. "Are you kidding? He was entertaining! Like the female version of Santana," she replied.
Blaine laughed and hugged Rachel. "I am so sorry for making you drive out here. I just didn't want to drive to Lima alone." Rachel sighed returning the awkward hug. "It's alright. Just as long as you apologize to Kurt, he's really upset," the girl demanded. "Alright," the Warbler promised, opening the dorm room, only to find Sebastian waiting there, and had been obviously eavesdropping.
"Hey there Barbra. Entertaining am I?" the lean Warbler said, leaning into her ear and whispering,
"I can be entertaining in more ways than one." Rachel angrily pushed him away, and retorted, "I bet you are, so when don't you leave us alone and go find some dick to suck." Blaine stood, obviously shocked with the small girl's vulgarity, and Sebastian took it as an invitation. "Well, if you want, Blaine's right here, and I can-" before he could finish his sentence, he received yet another slap from Rachel.
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." Rachel warned him, as his cradled his red, throbbing cheek. Blaine stood awkwardly in the midst of a fight between two divas, and had no clue who was going to win. "Ooh, getting pissy, aren't we?" questioned Sebastian, with his smirk, plastered once more upon his face. "Gee, I wonder why," replied Rachel sarcastically.
"Uhm, Rae?" interrupted Blaine, "I'd love to let you finish your little cat fight, but we have to get to Lima.." Rachel turned to Blaine apologized, and turned back to Sebastian. "Well, I'd love to stay here with you, but I have to drive back to Lima," said Rachel, with a hint of sarcasm.
"Well, then why don't we finish this in Lima? I'd love to see Porcelain and I have to admit, The Lima Bean's coffee is better than what we have here in Dalton," suggested the lean boy. Rachel considered it (surprising both Sebastian and Blaine) and said, "You can come, if you leave Blaine alone and keep your dirty thoughts to yourself" spacing out the last three syllables so he would get it. "I'll keep way of Killer over here, but you'll have to listen to my dirty words. C'mon, you know you think it's hot." Rachel rolled her eyes, and the three of them walked to her car.
A/N I hope you like it! Review, please! And if you don't like it, why the fuck are you reading? And don't review, either. Thanks! :)