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Ernie Macmillan and The Chamber of Secrets
Ernie Macmillan woke up to the horrible sound of his Aunt Molly screaming at him "Up get up" She hammered at the door "Now" One more slap on the door and then receding footsteps that told Ernie that she was gone. He heard thundering over his head and knew that it could only be one person. His overweight cousin, Percy Weasley. "Wake up cousin, we're going to the quidditch match today remember?" He shouted excitedly jumping on the stairs over Ernie's small cupboard, causing sawdust to fall from the slanting roof. He opened the cupboard door and was promptly shoved back in by Percy, who was rushing past into the kitchen. Ernie picked up his overlarge t-shirt, pulling a mouse off it as he did. The cupboard under the stairs was full of mice, so Ernie didn't mind them too much.
He walked into the kitchen where his awful Uncle Fred sat at the table, reading the newpaper. He demanded a coffee and Ernie obliged, having difficulty setting the cup down as it was Percy's birthday and there were more presents at the table then Ernie could count. Percy counted the presents and his face fell as he realised there was 1 less gift then last year. Ernie could sense a tantrum coming on and walked out to get the mail, hoping to avoid copping the blame somehow. He went through the post as he walked back inot the kitchen a few minutes later. There was a letter from a distant relative, Aunt Molly's copy of Witch Weekly, a post card from the gold coast from Uncle Fred's fat sister, Aunt Hermione and a letter written in a fancy, loopy writing. He set the mail down on the table and sat down.
Percy quickly snatched the letter from him, yelling to Uncle Fred to take it. Uncle fred took it and Ernie began to protest that it was his letter, but a quick look at Uncle Fred's wand told him to be quiet, as it was shooting red and gold sparks from its tip. Uncle Fred read the letter and quickly incinerated it with his wand. Ernie wondered what it could be that was so bad that Uncle Fred incinerated it. These letters kept arriving over the next week and, event though Uncle Fred cast protection spells around the house, they kept on getting through. On December 28th, the night before Ernie's birthday he drew a cake on the carpet in with his permanent marker and pretended to blow out the candles, after the old grandfather clock chimed midnight. He wished that he could be taken away from his awful family especially after his real mother and father, Hannah Abbott and Septimus Weasley, had been killed by the evil Ginerva. Witches and Wizards everyone were scared to speak her name.
Suddenyl a small timid knock on the door sounded. Harry looked out the slot of the door and the knock sounded again. This time Aunt Molly and Uncle Fred heard it and came thundering down the stairs, Percy close behind them. Uncle Fred opened the door to find a small, balding man standing there "Hello" He spoke in a high, squeaky voice "My name is Severus Snape and i have come to collect Ernie to take him to Smeltings, Harry there is something I must tell you" "DON'T YOU DARE" roared Uncle Fred. The man ignore him and said "Ernie when you were born, there was an irregularity" Uncle Fred's face had gone a spectactular shade of purple "I'm warning you now, boy" But the man called Severus Snape cut him off "Ernie your parents died in a car crash, you're a muggle".
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