Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
DEW Challenge: You & hunting. 100 word drabble. The Winchesters take me to task for the drabbles that I've written about them. Warnings for breaking the fourth wall, self-referencing meta-content, self-insertion, and dub-con Dean/Crowley.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPNBigPretzel on LiveJournal.
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Where I'm the Hunted, not the Hunter
"Those who were my enemies without cause hunted me like a bird" - Lamentations 3:52
Distracted from typing by a gruff throat-clearing, I gulped in surprise to see the Winchesters.
"What's with your stories?" growled Dean. "You've had us beaten, bound, and even cursed poor Sammy into a cat." [1]
"I can't even look at tuna now!" cried Sam.
Dean rolled his eyes. "Couldn't you just write us having drinks with hot dates?"
He cut off my protestations. "No! Chained up by a whiskey-drinking Crowley doesn't count." [2]
"Sorry?" I offered.
"Too late," he scowled, brandishing a machete.
"What're you gonna do?" I squeaked.
"I'd tell," he smirked, "but I know how much you enjoy a cliff-hanger..."
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[1] - "Sam the Cat" series published over at AO3.
[2] - Dean was most likely referring to one or more of my drabbles:
LiveJournal SPNBigPretzel DEW & Fanfiction 350 word version - "My Bloody Valentine"
Fanfiction SPN100 – "Never a Stab nor Squirm"
Fanfiction E/O Challenge – "I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Cue"
Fanfiction E/O Challenge – "Literally What You Asked For"
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