Ok, this is actually a collective effort by myself, Katashi Usagi and our Nagi-chan and who ever else gives input into each extremly short story.

This particular one is dedicated to my cousin Farfie's (or as we call her, Foofie) boyfriend. It wasn't really funny what happened, but anyone could see the humor in it, even him.

By: Trunks-chan, Katashi Usagi, Nagi-chan, and Foofie



Nagi: *Sits on couch playing with laptop*

Brad: *Sits in chair reading 'Wall Street Journal'*

Farf: *Sits in corner dismatteling the blender*

All is quiet.

Schu: *Walks in, very pissed, cursing in German* (Input German curse words here) *Walks into kitchen*

Farf, Brad, & Nagi: *Look up and see Schu walk past. Go back to what they were doing*

Schu: *Comes back from kitchen, still cursing in German, with a beer in hand*

Nagi: *Looks over at Schu* What's wrong with you?

Schu: I just got my car totaled! That is what's wrong! (Insert some curses here) My damn car is fucked!

Brad: *Folds corner of paper to look at Schu* Well, how did it happen?

Schu: I was pulling out of a driveway, and this massive truck came speeding up and T-boned my beautiful car.

Brad & Nagi: *blink*

Brad: What kind of a massive truck?

Schu: *Blank stare* *Small smile* *Bows head and starts grinning*

Brad & Nagi: ?

Schu: It was a port-o-potty truck…

Nagi: *blink*

Brad & Nagi: *snicker* *giggle* *laughing asses off*

Schu: *Laughing* It's not funny!

Farf: *snicker* The shit really flew this time. *Takes puree button off of blender* Heh, port-o-potties hurt god.