"Goku's Surprise"

It was late afternoon when Chi Chi heard someone entering through the front door,

"Hey, Chi Chi I'm home!" called Goku.

"Goku!" cried Chi Chi excitedly. She hadn't seen him for a week because he had suddenly announced that he had to go to some mystery place. She ran round the corner then froze on the spot,

"G...G...Goku!" she gasped in shock putting her hands over her mouth.

"Now look Chi Chi, I can explain," Goku said,

"What on Earth have you done!?" she screamed but passed out before Goku could say anything.

"Damn it!" thought Goku and picked her up "I guess I better take her to Capsule Corp. with me then,"

When Goku arrived at Capsule Corp. he found Bulma doing something at her computer, "Hi Bulma," Goku smiled,

"Hi," answered Bulma turning around, "What the...!?" but she didn't finish as she too passed out. Goku sighed

"Not again," He put Chi Chi down and decided to go find Vegeta.

Vegeta was in the living room watching TV when he heard some call "Oh Veggie!"

"What the? Is that Kakarott's Voice? I'm gonna kill him!" he mumbled angrily to himself as he stood up and turned to face him. A look of utter horror crossed Vegeta's face "Ka...Ka...Kakarott?" he just managed to say before passing out as well.

"Oh no!" Goku cried as he leaned over and began shaking Vegeta by the shoulders.

"Err..." groaned Vegeta as he came to again. Upon seeing Goku leaning over him yelled "Get your blasted tits outta my face Kakarott!" Goku sat up and smiled "You're okay!"

"Well actually no, not really. What in the hell have you done Kakarott?!" said Vegeta trying not to look at Goku.

"Well you see," began Goku "You would never accept me as a man so...I got a sex change!"

"WHAT!" roared Vegeta.

"And now there are no excuses," said Goku with a sly grin "You know I'm stronger than you so there's no point in resisting," he began advancing towards Vegeta who quickly found himself cornered,

"Shit!" he thought looking around for someway to escape. Seeing as he could find no other way he blasted a hole through the wall and took of with a sudden, newfound speed.

He found a place in the woods to hide and sat there under a tree puffing out of breath.

"Oh Veggie..." he heard coming from behind him,

"Oh fuck!" he thought and went to run again but Goku was already there, "Ahhhhhh......" he cried then every thing went blank. When he opened his eyes again he looked up to see Bulma looking over him, "Wha..." he said sitting up.

"Are you okay?" she asked, "You were screaming in your sleep,"

"Sleep?" thought Vegeta, "I must have been dreaming. Thank god!" Just then Goku walked around the corner

"Hi," he said with a smile then watched as Vegeta screamed and took off. "Gee," he said to Bulma "What's up with him?" Bulma shrugged

"Beats me."

The End.

Ok, I know that was a little strange but anyway

Oh yeah and just for the record I do like DBZ and all the characters (especially Vegeta) it's just fun to make fun of them ya know. If you've read my other fic's you'll know what I mean.

Well anyway please review and tell me what you think