Caught in the Act

KARR got caught doing something considered naughty by KITT. Then he convinces his brother to try it! *Funny Crack story*

Disclaimer: Knight Rider belongs to the late Glen A Larson.

KITT was recharging in his garage when he heard something strange. Waking up he wondered where the strange sound was coming from.

"What on Earth is that?"

He drove out of the garage and followed the sound. He noticed it got louder and louder, meaning he was close to whatever was making the strange sound. KITT drove up to a storage shed and noticed that the noise sounded like his brother KARR. It sounded like he was moaning in pain.

"KARR? Are you in there?"

The A.I recieved no answer so he decided to peek inside. What he saw was quite shocking and he sped inside, startling the other A.I.

"K-KITT!"

"KARR?! What are you doing?!"

"Um... It's not what it looks like."

KITT could've glitched out seeing what his brother was doing. "That is just... What if you hurt yourself?!"

KARR sighed through his vents and turned his tires inward. "I've done it plenty of times before brother."

"But its just... Just so wrong." said KITT.

KARR made his engine purr. "And it feels so damn good... You should try it. Not only does it relieve stress, it also helps you relax more."

KITT was silent for a few moments before he spoke up. "...It does?"

"Of course. Been doing it for a month."

KITT debated on not whether or not to try it. It did look like it was helping his brother out. He noticed the A.I was quite calm lately and no one knew why. Now that KITT knew, he wondered if he tried it would he get the same results?

"K-KARR? Oh, this is embarrasing. But can you... teach me how to do that?"

KARR chuckled and moved so his brother could stand next to him. "Of course KITT. Once you get the hang of it it'll feel amazing."

KITT drove up next to his brother, feeling more embarresed. "I feel naughty for doing this..."

"You shouldn't. It may be naughty but it helps with all the stress I've been feeling."

"Well... Okay... I guess I deserve a little pleasure every now and then."

KARR snickered. "Doesn't everyone? And once you hit the right spot... Oh damn its amazing."

This time KITT was the one snickering. "Seems like I've found your guilty pleasure KARR."

"Guilty as charged, haha!"

So KITT and KARR indulged in their gulty pleasure. An hour later Michael was looking for KITT and KARR. They weren't in their garage so he wondered where they could be. He walked to the storge shed and saw that it was open.

"Strange... That's suspossed to be locked up."

Curious, he looked inside and almost burst out laughing. There he found both A.I's purring as they were getting rubbed down by a machine with a white fluffy sponge. The machine then extended two padded claws and lifted up both A.I's, giving them a through cleaning underneath their chassis, making them purr even louder. He took out his camera and took a few quick pictures of them.

"I can't believe they found their birthday present, and figured out how to use it too. Oh Bonnie would laugh once she sees this!"

Both Trans-Ams were getting massaged by the Car Massager Bonnie made. It was their birthday present for next month and is like a deep tissue massage humans get. KITT and KARR didn't notice Michael leaving as they got their undercarrage massaged and clean of dirt and grime.

"Oh goodness... I'm in heaven..." purred KITT.

KARR moaned a little as the fluffy sponge ran over his tires. "Told you it feels good..."

"Here I am thinking this machine would hurt you, but ooh! It's quite the opposite..."

"Very..."

The twin A.I's let the Car Massager massage and clean them of debris. They agreed to indulge themselves to this sinful treat 3 times a month.

AN: HAHA! GOT YOU! XD You people need to get your minds out of he gutter. R&R Plz!