Title: "Six Words"
Author: Pirate
Turner
Rating: From G to R
Summary: A challenge to write a
story in six words resulted in our penning these 30+ one-liners,
including het and slash and ranging from light and fluffy love to the
darkness of death and murder. Also includes anti-Gambit and anti-Jean
lines.
Warnings: Het, Slash, Character Abuse and Death
Challenge:
Chi's "Ernest Hemingway" (the over-rated classic author
claimed that the best writing he'd ever done was a six-word ad)
challenge to the X-Fiction list to write a story with only six
words
Disclaimer: All characters mentioned within and the X-Men
are © & TM Marvel comics, not the author. Everything else is ©
& TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of
this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Jack's:
Professor Xavier destroyed their whole world.
Rogue loved and later killed Gambit.
And the rest are all written by Will.
Het:
Lonely Rogue dreamed of Joseph forever.
Never Jean, always Ororo, for Logan.
Jubilee giggled as Angelo tickled her.
Betsy stripped slowly to Warren's moans.
One kiss from Sean melted Emma.
His fiery kisses melted her ice.
Slash:
Bobby glowed from Hank's thorough loving.
Monet grabbed, dipped, and kissed Paige.
X-Men cheered at their gay wedding.
Death/Anti:
Gambit fell, never to rise again.
Wolfsbane howled. Moira was lost forever!
Jean cried. She died too much!
Mystique cackled as Creed cooked Cajun.
Mystique's tears rained on Irene's grave.
Cyclops fell asleep piloting; he crashed.
Shadowcat cried in the filled cemetery.
Everybody knew unrequited love killed her.
Logan roared. He had never wanted Jean!
Other:
Lockheed grinned as he burned Wisdom.
Hand in hand, they flew away.
Unnatural Father Kurt gave Amanda chills.
Elated, Ororo danced naked in rain.
Logan stared. Longing swelled within him.
Mojo belched. The X-Men fell out.
Charles groaned. Another X-baby needed changing!
Sean's wee, Irish friends amazed Emma.
Wolverine itched. Hank prescribed flea shampoo.
Emma's glare made Jubilee swallow gum.
Bobby stared, amazed at Beast's appetite.
Dazzler danced, streaming ribbons alongside her.
"Be my valentine?"
"Always!"
They
kissed.
Beautiful woman, mighty warrioress, Goddess forever.
The End