Yo people ~(*v*)~ Welcome to the world of Blondy and the Creep. This is a SasuNaru AU... Hopefully a good one. It should be funny, so give it a read and try it out! ;)

A pale teenager ferociously typed away at his keyboard in a dimly lit room. The determined look in his eyes that pierced through his rectangle shaped glasses was enough to make you wonder what he was doing at this early hour. He should have gotten to bed a good few hours ago, but inspiration struck him like a bolt of lightning and he just couldn't part with his latest creation. With a satisfied smirk he pressed enter a final time and closed his laptop. Wasting no time he took that one step needed to reach his bed and collapsed on top of the soft surface. Finally it was finished. This baby had given him so many late nights and headaches but now it was finally done and he could rest. His usual scowl softened as he slowly entered the cradle of sleep.

Three months later...

Meet Uchiha Sasuke, 18 years old, aspiring writer. Sasuke was to most people just a broody teen with black funky hair and pale skin to go with it. He was the one who kept to himself and glared at the brave ones trying to get closer. His choice of clothes was also not very uplifting. In spite of his handsomeness he was all in all not the kind of person you would want as your friend. But that, dear people, was only one side of Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke also had a virtual life. An online persona. Yes, he was the popular and stunningly clever fanfiction author "RavenWithAmbition" and all the girls loved him. If there was one thing Sasuke was good at, it was pleasing the fangirls. They swooned at his words, drooled over his work and craved for more. They needed his power to perfectly capture the essence of their OTP. Uchiha Sasuke was in control. … That was at least how it was supposed to have been. Sasuke hadn't written anything new in three months and his fans were going mad waiting for him. He could usually write a perfectly thrilling story practically in his sleep, but now he was suffering from the biggest writer's block in his life. Sasuke's scowl deepened as he sat in his usual spot in the classroom. Some of his classmates couldn't help but send worried glances in his direction due to his menacing aura. It was so strong, that some sensitive people swore they could faintly see the monstrous shape of it. Even the teacher didn't dare make him snap out of it. Sasuke sighed and buried his head in his hands. He needed something new, something fresh... A muse." But how could he ever find someone able to ensnare the mind of Uchiha Sasuke? It seemed impossible. A hopeless cause. Until he saw him.

"OH MY GOD!" one of the girls sitting close to the window suddenly pierced the silence with a mortified yell. Her hair was pink. "Look, somebody's on the roof!" She shrilled. More students scurried to the windows in order to see for themselves. Sasuke looked out of his window and saw that indeed there was a figure standing on the edge of the roof. He didn't have time to notice the teacher flailing in panic. He started to felt intrigued... Alive. Without wasting another breath he quickly stood and rushed out of the room. Nobody noticed his escape in the chaos. Sasuke felt his blood pump faster and faster as he ran through the beige corridors. Yes... This was what he had been waiting for! He slammed open the door to the roof and ran out. He saw the boy, standing there with his back towards him. He ran there and pulled him from the edge. He heroically saved this prince(ss) from the dangers of the cliff. The boy looked at him in shock with his two big, very blue eyes. He hadn't noticed his arrival. Time seemed to stop for a moment as they floated through the air. The strong force of Sasuke's pulling resulted them to crash down to the ground, the raven becoming a cushion for the blond. In the classroom, the spectators gasped at the new development. 'Wasn't that Sasuke?' they thought.

"What are you doing, you jerk!" Don't scare me like that!" the blond was for some reason angry at Sasuke and glared at him. Sasuke felt confused.

"What? I saved you just now!" He retorded. The blond looked away angrily and said a pouty 'No'. Sasuke put them in a sitting position.

" I won't ask you why you did something foolish like that, but instead I have an offer for you." Sasuke said to the sullen blond. Naruto looked at him as if he had grown another head.

"Huh?" He scowled.

"I want you to work for me" Sasuke explained. Naruto looked at him sceptically.

"What work?" He asked suspiciously. Sasuke smirked.

"I want you to be my muse."

"Your what? Naruto asked in confusion.

"My inspiration." Sasuke deadpanned. Naruto backed away slightly.

"You're weird... " Naruto accused.

"That might be true, but I'm also the person who saved your life so you're indebted to me" Sasuke said with his smooth voice that always had them swooning for him. He gave Naruto his most charming smile, that was usually a very effective tactic. Naruto glared.

"No you didn't so no I'm not" Naruto huffed as he rose to his feet. This was a waste of his time. "I don't want to be your moose or whatever." He informed Sasuke and began making his way from him. Sasuke chuckled. Yes, this boy would be his muse. 'Moose'... That was certainly an amusing mix up. He also stood up.

"Don't worry" Sasuke said as he grabbed Naruto's arm. "I don't want you to be my moose" He said as he leaned closer to that adorable face. "I want you to be my muse" He seductively whispered into Naruto's ear. Naruto gulped at the sudden close proximity.

"Understood?" Sasuke said, his lips a mere centimeter from Naruto's. When Naruto didn't answer he simply kissed him softly on the lips while embracing him.

This chappy wasn't very long, because it didn't feel like it wanted to be long. ;P I hope you liked it and will keep on reading more~~ :D

Have a nice day, night... life?

LovePeppermint