A Regular Day at Camp

Authors note: We decided to play this game where one of us would write 5 lines of a story then cover up the first 4 lines of what you wrote and let the next person write. The result was hilarious so we posted it. A lot of it will probably not make sense. This is not a serious story, it's supposed to be funny, so if you hate it, tough. We do not own PJO or *gag* Twilight.

Percy was fast asleep in his cabin when suddenly a loud banging woke him with a start.

"WTF?!" Percy opened the door and two pegasi cantered into his cabin.

Blackjack and Porkpie said, "Let's go to Candy Mountain Percy!"

"Yeah Percy! Candy Mountain!"

Tears formed in Percy's eyes. "But- but… I want to go to the land of emos and unhappy thoughts." He sniffled. A wave of guilt suddenly swept over them at the sight of the crying boy.

"To the land of emos and unhappy thoughts!"

Suddenly Annabeth appeared in her bikini and Percy's mouth dropped.

"Let's go by the lake," she said.

Two minutes later they came back and Annabeth was sobbing. "Athena got Poseidon pregnant!!!!" she sobbed.

"I'm pregnant too!" Percy replied rubbing his tummy. "I think it's Mr. D's but I'm not sure. I'm 3 months along now."

Suddenly Grover came into the clearing with a rounded stomach.

"OMGs Grover! Are you…… smarter than a 5th grader?" Annabeth asked curiously.

"No, no I'm not."

"Yes! Yes you are dang it! And I don't care what you say! His name will be Archibald and it WILL be yours! I will make it so using the posers of Poseidon!" Percy yelled.

A hippocampus appeared out of the waves. On its back was none other than… EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!! As the sunlight hit him he sparkled the brilliant shade of baby puke. "I sparkle just for you Bella!"

Suddenly Van Helsing appeared and snatched up Edward. "How did you get out of your 3x3 cage, skin hat?" he snarled. He then disappeared with Edward.

"That was weird." Replied Percy.

"But I love you Percy! With all my heart! And I'll sparkle just for you Percy because I LOVE you!" Edward smiled reappearing, leaning in for a kiss.

"Percy! I thought you loved me!" Annabeth sobbed.

"So it's a fight you want Annabeth!" Percy yelled lighting a match. Then Annabeth spontaneously combusted. Then Chiron came by and stole the burning Annabeth and they all live happily ever after.