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And so I don't get yeeted from fanfiction here is a quick oneshot.
Once upon a time, Firestar was bored. He saw that Sandstorm was not paying attention so he yeeted himself out the window. he super sonic walked all the way to Mcdonalds, only to see the parking lot covered in white fluff! he was about to walk through the door when some random cat dude with no fur fell out of the sky. Firestar ninja kicked whoever it was and then saw it was Cloudtail. "BOI" shouted Cloudtail raising his naked fist "what happened to you" asked Firestar. Collapsing on the ground, Cloudtail uttered a few words "it...was the...chicken-" he then passed out. Firestar started to panick! The chicken nuggets?! Chicken tenders?! Chicken sandwich?! He started shaking Cloudtail. "ANSWER ME CHILD WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN" after 5 seconds he gave up and just walked up to the counter. Thornclaw was at the register muttering about how he was laid off of patrol duty when Firestar walked up. "GIMME A HAPPY MEAL". "what kind of happ-" "MCNAPKIN HAPPY MEAL FOR A BOI" "sir we dont serve napki-" started Thornclaw but was cutoff "IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MCNAPKINS IMMA KICK YO-". Sandstorm busted through the drive thru window with a shot gun "im here for my husband". Thornclaw ran into the employee room yelling "THANK STARCLAN". Firestar started crying and throwing a tantrum as Sandstorm dragged him and the bald Cloudtail into the car. In the end, Thornclaw decided to throw a huge disco party for himself in the break room.