Naruto One-Shot Series
Sasuke's First Cut
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the Naruto characters in any way
"Ouch!" Sasuke yelled. He cut his finger while slicing meat.
'Sasuke was making dinner, cutting the meat when he suddenly yelled, "Ouch!" Trying to locate the source of blood and pain, he discovered a deep cut in his finger. A strange feeling overtook his better judgment, and he wailed, "That...feels...so...good!" The walls shook at his shout of extreme pleasure."
"Wow, Sasuke. Why am I making you emo?" Iceshadow4 questioned herself as she randomly added herself to the story.
"I like being emo now,"Sasuke encouraged.
"Sasuke, you cut yourself while serving dinner," Iceshadow4 explained," If you want to be emo, go grab a knife and follow my lead."
"I`m ready!" Sasuke yelledafterpicking up the knife he had dropped.
"Okay, now find your wrist." Sasuke put his hand on his thigh. "No, your wrist." Iceshadow4 was getting exasperated as he put his hand on his foot. "Your wrist." His hand met his shoulder. "Closer, but, your wrist." Placing his hand on his neck, Icshadow4 sighed in exasperation. "No. Your wrist." Of course, his hand met his lip. "Wrist!" Nimble fingers met upper arm. "Wrist!" Palm touched forearm. "Wrist!" Finally, his hand met his wrist. "Stop! That's your wrist!"Iceshadow4 sighed, in relief this time. "Now, do exactly as I do." Carefully and skillfully, Iceshadow4 took her own wrist and glazed the knife carefully over her flesh, once to break the surface and another to make the cut deep enough to bleed. She finally ran her wrist under cold water to clean the numb cut.
"Oh!" Sasuke finally understood where his wrist was and how to be emo. Less gracefully, he cut his wrist, making it bleed on his first try. "Yes! I'm emo!" he yelled in triumph.
"Sasuke, emo people are silent. It shows that they just don't care. Okay, Sasuke?" Sasuke appeared to understand, but just sat there with a smug expression on his face, lips sealed. "Sasuke?" Iceshadow4 asked, confused, not understanding Sasuke's emo ways.