Evil Thom
"MUHAHAHAHA!" T(h)om Sloane cackled at the withering figures all nice and imprisoned in his super-duper SnarkerTrapp5000!
"At last I have the Snarky Duo in my grasp!" Thom cackled with a twirl of his evil mustache, his fangs popping out, eyes flashing red, and a flick of his black cape.
"You'll never get away with this Thom!" Jane yelled as she and Daria struggled to get free.
"Oh yes I will!" Thom yelled back as he went to his most ingenious evil invention yet, "And with my latest evil invention I will draw out your Cynical Cores and use them to power my ultimate doomsday machine! The Truth-Cannon! (patent pending)"
"And what, pray tell does this Willy E Coyote machine do?" Daria deadpanned as she and Jane continued to find an escape.
"I shall tell you my most tempting temptress!" Thom cackled as he fiddled with the controls, "This machine will paralyze everyone on earth as the lies they have constructed for themselves about who they really are as people in order to function collapse all at once! Allow me to conquer the EARTH and then... THE UNIVERSE!"
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You're insane Thom!" Jane yelled just as she found the means to escape the SnarkerTrapp5000!
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Thom continued to cackle, not seeing the creeping figures from behind him.
"MUHAHAHAHA-ummph!"
The ummph came about since two blunt objects struck him in the back of the head at the sametime, knocking him out.
The collapse of Thom's imposing figure revealed Daria and Jane's rescuers to be...
"Tad and Tricia Gupty?!"
"Darea!" Tad complained from behind his (homemade) costume, "My name is Kick-Butt! and this is Bit Girl!"
'Bit Girl' in her own (homemade) costume brandished a baseball bat like, well... a baseball bat.
"...Ok then." Daria said as Jane managed to unlock the trap, "Lets just get the hell out of here."
"What about him?" Tricia (AKA Bit Girl) asked and nudged Thom with her shoe.
"Just leave him," Jane shrugged, "He'll wake up either as Regular Tom or Awesome Tom and me and Daria can... 'take care' of him."
The innuendo flew over Kick-Butt and Bit Girl's heads.
"What if he wakes up as Bro!Tom?" Daria asked with dawning horror.
Jane blanched and nearly threw up.
However Tad saved the day by saying, "That's why me and Tricia have these bats!"
Daria then did something that she hardly ever did, she smiled and laughed.
Tad and Tricia joined her since that meant she was happy, but for some reason Jane seemed terrified and muttered something about the fabric of the universe ripping apart again if she kept it up.
The camera then zooms away with the disturbing sound still echoing, revealing Thom's latest lair to be based inside the crater of a volcano on a tropical island just off the shore of Lawndale, Maryland.
The zooming reveals the town is just a stones throw away from Highland Texas (which mysteriously blows up), then the earth, the solar system, and then the outer edges of the universe comprehensible to human beings.
A very small tear begins to form...
(fade to the lalalaLAlala... *drums beats* *silence*)