"You want me to start the game or what?" The Joker asked his friends.
The Penguin groaned and asked, "Why do we have to play Cards Against Humanity? We normally play poker."
"If you didn't switch the cards out before the meeting, we wouldn't have this problem, clown…" Two Face said.
"Wait, he switched the cards? I hardly noticed." Killer Croc said.
"You're always missing details, Croc. No offense." Poison Ivy said to him.
He shrugged and looked at his cards, scratching his head in confusion.
"I honestly don't even know why I hang out with you guys still…" Catwoman said. "I've been trying to be better for my boyfriend."
"But you're still one of us, Selina. I mean, you're our pal!" Harley Quinn said with a grin.
She shook her head and just looked down at her cards.
"Wait, you have a boyfriend now?" The Riddler asked. "Awww, that's so cute! Congrats!"
"We've been dating for a few years, Nygma. Stop treating it like we recently got together." Catwoman said.
"Do tell the details, little kitten," Talia al Ghul said.
"Daughter, do not taunt her. She is below both of us anyways." Ra's al Ghul, her father, said as he turned his cards down.
"Weren't we supposed to be playing a game or something?" Baby Doll asked.
"Nah, these juicy discussions on the cat's boyfriend are WAY more interesting," The Creeper said.
"I can go first if you wish, Miss Dahl," The Scarecrow said as he pulled up his first card. "This card reads But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you blank."
"I got Uranus," Clayface said with a groan. "Seriously? That's so unoriginal…"
Joker, Harley, and Creeper snickered in response.
"I got Spontaneous human combustion." Mr. Freeze said.
The group let out a few laughs.
"I got My relationship status." The Mad Hatter said as he took a sip of his tea.
Two Face covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.
"I got Important News about Taylor Swift…I HATE her so much though!" The Music Meister said, gritting his teeth.
The group laughed at this.
"Ha! It can't be better than mine!" Roxy Rocket said while holding up her card. "I got Harry Potter erotica."
Riddler laughed and shuffled his cards, knowing he had the horrible luck to encounter some Harry/Draco erotica.
"Is that so? I got A Windmill full of corpses." Victor Zsasz said.
At that moment, EVERYONE laughed.
"My answer was My inner demons." Scarecrow said.
"Well, Jonny, I think it's fair to say that Zsasz here wins this round." Joker said.
The assassin cheered and pumped his fist in the air in victory.
"Now, I get to go for Round 2," Ivy said. "Lifetime presents blank: The Story of blank."
And with that, Round 2 began…