-Wonderweiss's translated speech will be in Italics, unless unable to be translated, it will remain untouched; there may be times when his speech if fine.
-all thoughts for all characters will be as such: "{abc}"
Chapter 1:
New Kid In Town
"{What the heck is this place? It's been dark for a really long time now. Someone let me outta here! At this rate I'm gonna need physical therapy or some kind of rehab… Hello? Anyone? I want out now… Wait, what's all that noise? I hear talking, and some other unidentifiable sound! I don't like that sound!}"
Boom!
I'm finally out of the darkness and into a dim-lit room. I'm able to move and get on my hands and knees. Who are all these people? "New Brother, can you tell us your name?" a strange man asks with slick back brown hair and a creepy smile that made him seem pedophilic because naturally, I was without clothes upon "birth".
"…Wonderweiss…Wonderweiss Margera…" I reply. That man still retained that smile.
He then says to a white-skinned emo guy, "Ulquiorra, you know that favor I asked of you a while ago? I'd like you to do it."
The Emo guy replies, "Yes sir."
"Would you like to go too, Grimmjow?" the creepy guy asks, looking up at another guy.
Hopefully you've guessed by now that I, Wonderweiss Margera, am telling my side of the story. Come to think of it, I'm rather popular, but my fanbase apparently sucks right now, due to lack of screenshots and artwork. Hey, Szayel Aporro-sama has computers; don't think I haven't seen some stuff…though I only know a site called DeviantArt. Yes, I've figured out his computer. I'm not as retarded as you might think. I just don't like battles all too much. And though I cannot speak doesn't make me entirely "stupid"; I AM typing this story y'know.
Anyway, getting onto a more positive topic, I've heard that fans are starting to classify me as a Vasto Lorde due to my high spiritual pressure, and the fact I'm in a humanoid shape upon first look. DAMN STRAIGHT! Well, at least I used to be, till I got turned into an Arrancar. You know, life here is pretty boring when all you do is stare at blindingly white walls all day watching the paint dry, even when there's no paint. So, with all the important crap and time skips in between, I've figured out a way to reveal just exactly what I've been up to during my first, last, and post-last appearances.
I'd describe myself by now, but most of you readers already know what I look like, right?
Wait, you don't? How can you not know? Well, then again there's always the ever-so-popular-fad of jumping in late in the anime/manga. I suppose I should then.
I'm probably the only actual child within all of Las Noches, around the height of 5'01" tall, I have light blonde hair (and calling me a dumb blonde at this point is juvenile), three freckles under each eye in the shape of a triangle. My eyes are purple with rather thick eyelashes, and I have two front teeth that are more or less prominent. My outfit is all white (what a surprise) with cuffs near my hands, and strange "rings" (what I call rings) on the upper part of the sleeves and I think near my hips…wait, do I have hips at this age? I also have a huge hole in it revealing the Hollow Hole located in my chest. What's left of my Hollow Mask is in the form of a three-pointed tiara on my head.
So in that case, think of me as a Young Prince; royalty is awesome.
Unlike other Arrancar, I have yet to reveal the name and release command of my sword. Again, I'm not into the whole fighting thing…unless you're a non-pure spirit, I may think otherwise. My sword is just as big as me, and I believe it's one of those Western Longswords. The sheath is purple and the hilt/hand guard thingy is in the shape of an Egyptian Eye.
Moving on with everything, I'm going to skip what most of you have already seen and move on to what has long been desired. So, I'm going to skip my first battle (which was a distraction), while Ulquiorra went to force Orihime Inoue to join Aizen. Grimmjow's arm is healed and Luppi's dead. It's Orihime's first night here. Aizen or Ulquiorra told her to stay in her new room and be quiet.
Walking down the hall to see what's going on, I dodge the Hall Monitor of the Espadas, Ulquiorra Schiffer, and continue on my way. Down the hall was a door with a round shape, compared to all the square ones around here. This place could honestly use some color… Carrying on, I go to open the door, and it's locked. Damn.
That's when Spoony Head appears saying, "What are you doing away from your quarters, Wonderweiss?"
I get spooked and look behind me. I gained an annoyed face and reply, "You're such a tampon sucker."
"What am I thinking asking you. You can't even talk well, let alone think for yourself." he says, acting like he's above me (though technically in height he is).
"Fart lips." I reply.
Yeah, now you know why I don't speak when given the chance; my swearing sucks to the maximum, despite being adorable.
"Well c'mon you. Let Pet-sama be by herself for a while. You'll never find the keys to get to her in a million years." he says escorting me away.
"Why you sissy waffle!" I yell not having much say in the matter.
Needless to say he escorts me back to the floor above where Tosen was talking to Aizen about Orihime's use in the Hogyoku Chamber. Tosen thanks Nnoitra and sends him off. Not happy about it, I pick out a corner at the far end of the room and stay there. With not much to look at in this room, since Aizen's a jerk face anyway, I overhear their conversation.
"You were saying, Aizen-sama?" Tosen asks.
"Anyway, I was saying that Orihime's Time Reversal Powers might come into great use with the Hogyoku. Though there's only one reason why she's here anyway." Aizen continues, with not much change in his expression.
"What is it?" Tosen asks.
"It's like fishing, Tosen. You put the bait on the hook and wait for the fish to bite. Only we're going to catch more than a mere fish." Aizen replies.
"{I hate that guy; he's such a panty jockey. I still need to find those keys. Orihime seems so sad. But who would hold onto them? Can't be Ulquiorra; he has no need. Maybe it's the pervy man, Gin.}" I thought.
There wasn't much I could do though. Wait, maybe if I begged Tosen for something, he might let me leave…that's it! I stand up and walk over to him. I grab his arm and tug saying, "Baaathroooom!"
"You know where it is, right?" Tosen asks.
"Uh-huh…" I reply.
"Go ahead then." he says.
With that I gladly leave the chamber, shutting the door behind me. Though as soon as I got out, I noticed a butterfly in the hall. Hypnotized by it, I begin to chase it down the hall.
"Come back here, Mr. Butterfly! I only wanna play!" I say to it. When it landed on a door not too far from the chamber, I try to sneak up to it, when the door rams my nose and knocks me down.
I grab my nose and shout, "OWWWWW!"
"Hahahaha! You f*cking idiot!" someone says.
Looking around I find it's Menoly (with nothing better to do). Loly finds her using Sonido and says, "That wasn't nice, Menoly. Why did you do that to him?"
"I wanted to see if he'd chase it." Menoly replies, recalling the fake butterfly. Looking back, there was a string attached to the doorknob and the butterfly.
"That's your reason? To see if he'd chase it? You'd probably do the same thing if you were him right now." Loly scolds.
"I don't care; he didn't even fight on the last mission." Menoly replies.
"You trash licker!" I shout. I quickly get up, still holding my nose and make a mad dash back to Tosen.
"Now you've done it." Loly says, using Sonido to escape any hell that Menoly just started.
"His nose is bleeding!" Tosen shouts.
Menoly flinches and Aizen says, "Better get him to Orihime then. Why bother with the medical group?"
"Oh shit!" Menoly says before vanishing using Sonido.
So with that, I'm nearly rushed to Orihime. Seeing my injury, she quickly starts healing my nose.
"How'd he receive such a bad injury?" Orihime asks concerned.
"Meboly…" I try to reply, my "n" sounding like a "b".
"Menoly? I better hunt her down. Keep an eye on him for me." Tosen says exiting the room.
"God, you poor thing." she says.
The healing was done in minutes and soon my nose was better. I hug her as thanks. After the hug breaks she says, "Wait, I remember you from earlier. What's your name?"
"Wonderweiss Margera." I reply, immediately falling in love with her voice. It was gentle, compared to the other girls around here.
"Orihime Inoue. Hm? Are you the only kid here?" she asks confused.
"Yeeeeess…" I reply.
"It must be hard for you then, being the only child here." she says petting my head.
"What's he doing with you?" someone asks. In the doorway stood Grimmjow.
"Tosen told me to keep an eye on him while he went looking for Menoly." Orihime replies looking right at him.
"Augh, him and Aizen; both of them are such butt f*ckers." Grimmjow says walking in.
To interject, there's not gonna be any Orihimexinsert name pairings here. There's too many out there using Grimmjow or Ulquiorra, or even Nnoitra at this point.
"What is it?" Orihime asks getting scared.
I get defensive and block her.
Grimmjow cocks an eyebrow and asks with a sadistic smile, "Oh, are you gonna protect her? You think I'm gonna smack her around?"
I nod getting nervous, my body tensing up from all the adrenaline.
"Take it easy, kid. I'm not gonna hurt her. Hell I was sent here by Aizen himself to check up on things around here." Grimmjow replies, going back to a relaxed expression. I relax and head for the couch.
"I don't know if you want to sit on that, Wonderweiss." Orihime warns.
I climb on anyway and when I sat down, I sunk right in.
Grimmjow laughs, "Pahahaha, and to think he's supposed to be really light!"
"It's just one of those couches. Don't you have one?" Orihime asks.
"No. You think Aizen gives any of the Arrancar any kind of special stuff? No, it's only him, Tosen, Gin, and now you. We're lucky enough to have a bed and whatever we want in our quarters." Grimmjow replies, amazed she asked such a question.
He then walks over and rips me out of the couch, placing me on the floor.
"That makes no sense." Orihime says.
"I'll say. I don't even have anything near as soft as that in my room." I reply dusting myself off.
"I'm getting' bored. Later." Grimmjow says leaving the room out of pure boredom.
"…" Orihime was rather speechless.
Then I got an idea. I rush over to tug on her shirt and say, "Plaaaaay."
"You wanna play?" she asks.
"Uh-huh!" I reply.
"What do you wanna play, if anything?" she asks.
I look around the room, and find two pillows on the couch. I grab them and hit them together saying, "Pillow Fight!"
"Oh Wonderweiss, why that?" she asks, understanding what I'm trying to say.
I toss a pillow over to her saying, "Play!"
"Well, okay then." she says picking it up.
An hour later, Grimmjow returns, ordered by Tosen, to get me and bring me to him, but is shocked to find feathers scattered all over the room. Orihime and I were having a blast with the Pillow Fight. The feathers were still flying around. Grimmjow looks down the hall and calls to an oncoming Arrancar, Ggio Vega, "Clean up on aisle ten!"
"Oh come on! I just got through unclogging all the f*cking toilets in the men's room!" Ggio shouts, shooting a Bara to the floor.
"Tough shit! You'll clean up the mess that the woman and Wonderweiss made." Grimmjow demands getting frustrated.
"F*ck you, granny pincher!" Ggio replies, stressed out enough from the last job.
"What did you just call me?" Grimmjow asks with a psychotic face.
"…uh-oh…" Ggio says, quickly running for his life. Grimmjow gives chase, pulling out his sword the minute he turned the corner.
Definitions Section:
Vasto Lorde: the fourth evolution of a Hollow. It is said to be in a humanoid shape with powers beyond a Captain ranked Shinigami. Does not need to consume anymore Hollow to evolve into an Arrancar.
Arrancar: the final evolution of a Hollow. Completely humanoid with the Hollow Hole in the same or new position and the remains of the Hollow Mask somewhere on the body; in most cases it's located on the head. Arrancar have swords that seal their Hollow Powers that they can call on anytime they wish by Resurreccion.
Las Noches: the place where Arrancar live, created mostly by Aizen. It is located deep within Hueco Mundo, where Hollows live (mostly Adjucas and Vasto Lordes).
Espada: equivalent to that of Captains in Soul Society, the Espada are the ten most powerful Arrancar in Aizen's army. They are able to control those who they think are strong, and they are called Fraccion. Espada 1-4 have higher restrictions compared to those under the 4th rank.
"Pet-sama": a nickname that Nnoitra calls Orihime.
Time Reversal: the true name/ability of Orihime's healing power. It actually reverses time and denies that the injury ever took place. Though an act of "healing", it's not considered "healing".
Sonido: the same thing as a Shinigami's Shunpo (Flash Steps), only Sonido can be learned by Hollows and/or Vizards. It's basically a high-speed running motion.