Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, if I did, I would of killed Umbridge off within the first five seconds Harry met her. I don't own Ten In The Bed either; Penny Dale does.
A/N: I love this story and I was sitting on the bus with my best friend when I came up with the idea for this oneshot, hope you like.
Harry, Dumbledore, Umbridge, Dudley, Hermione, Draco, Snape, McGonagall, Binns, and Trelawney were sitting in Dumbledore's office one night during the Christmas holidays.
Suddenly, everyone started feeling really drowsy. No one thought they would be able to make it to their rooms, so Dumbledore suggested they just enlarge his bed and all sleep in there.
Everyone agreed and soon they were all transfiguring their clothes into PJ's. They walked in and crawled into Dumbledore's bed and fell asleep. Suddenly Harry woke up feeling slightly claustrophobic.
There were ten in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Umbridge fell out. When she hit the floor, her head cracked open and she died right there on the floor. Happy moment, everyone cheer!
There were nine in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Professor Binns fell out. Fortunately for him, he was a ghost and just floated through the floor into the bathroom where Moaning Myrtle resides and then floated into the Chamber of Secrets where he lay resting until later.
There were eight in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Trelawney fell out.
"I saw that coming you Son of a Bitch, I just forgot to stand up!" said Trelawney.
There were seven in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Professor McGonagall fell out. She transfigured Umbridge's body into a pillow and blanket and then went to sleep.
There were six in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Dudley fell out. He was so fat he crashed right through the floor and he and Trelawney fell into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and spent some time getting to know her before charging back into Dumbledore's bedroom.
There were five in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Snape fell out. He didn't even wake up. Just lay on the floor asleep. Almost dead really. It was kind of creepy.
There were four in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Draco fell out. He managed to fall right on top of Snape, who still didn't wake up. He must've really been dead to the world.
There were three in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they all rolled over and Hermione fell out. She fell on top of Draco.
"Draco, get your fuckin' penis out of my ass!"
There were two in the bed and Harry said, "Roll over, roll over!" So they both rolled over and Dumbledore fell out.
"Harry, I enlarged the bed for a reason. If you needed more space you could've asked."
There was one in the bed and Harry said, "I'm cold, I miss you!"
So they all crawled back into bed with the exception of Professor Umbridge. Even Professor Binns came back up after a couple moments of confusion. He was in the Chamber after all.
Nine in the bed, all fast asleep.
Shhhhhhhhhs…
A/N: Hope ya liked! Please, review.