Hahaha Hi, if you're not familiar with my work, good. If you are I AM SO SORRY OK I WRITE ALL THE TIME BUT MY INSPIRATION TURNS TO SO MANY WEIRD THINGS TO THE POINT I NOW HAVE 27 STORIES THAT ARE AROUND 50-80% DONE BUT I LOSE INTEREST GAH I'M SO SORRY! That thankfully will not happen to this fic because Most of it is done I'm just editing and writing the sex scene. Anyway, It's been awhile so I've been to Japan, saw my birthmother for the first time and accidently set an oven, a computer and a microwave on fire. I honestly like this story a lot and if you're familiar with my stuff then you'll see I actually changed the POV it's now in 3rd person so yay. I like it much better you can capture both emotions and opinions on the characters and I'm going to stop talking now. Actually wait

IMPORTANT NOTE: Dragons get 2 names at birth. The one they tell people on the daily, think of it as a nickname, and then their true name which only their mate is ever allowed to say.
Levi- Vierkulhi
Hanji- Jizojekah
Erwin- Inmidaelm
Petra- Raalcait
Eren- Enercalae
Damon- Onaramn
Had to do me Lol.
Anyway here's the fact of the day!

Fact: Before the Columbian Exchange, there were no oranges in Florida, no bananas in Ecuador, no potatoes in Ireland, no coffee in Colombia, no pineapples in Hawaii, no rubber trees in Africa, no tomatoes in Italy, and no chocolate in Switzerland.

No Las Patatas!?

Foreign word of the Day!

Maité An Rí Dragon
(Mah-ee-teh Ahn Ree Drah-gon) (This is how I've been saying it whether its correct or not I don't know)
The Dragon King's mate
(Language: Gaelic)

Chapter 1: Mr. Big Lizard King Levi Sir?

The first time Eren ever saw a dragon was when he was 5 years old. He had been looking for flowers on the outskirts of the kingdom for his sick mother. As of late, she was always sick, coughing and weak but she never let it bring her down. He had snuck passed Hannes and the drunken guards at the gate of the large walls surrounding their kingdom quite easily.

Eren knew it wasn't exactly safe to venture this far out from the "safety" of the walls but he figured that making his mother happy was more important than his safety. Besides, he's pretty sure there wouldn't be any monster living literally right next to Shiganshina anyway. No one would even tell him what they were hiding from! But people come and go outside the walls all the time. The only problem he had was how he was going to get his flowers back since he forgot a basket. He already had a few flowers at this point but he wanted the prettier ones that were less abundant inside his town. He spent the whole morning picking flowers, running around and chasing butterflies as they passed by on the cooling breeze.

He didn't realize that two figures were currently moving towards him, unaware of his presence as they talked, well, more like the one talked. Hanji would not shut up no matter what Levi said as they calmly strolled across the land. While Levi would much rather stretch his wings and fly, Hanji did not have wings for they were a Drake. They had bronze skin that glittered in the passing sunbeams as they walked beneath the trees, contrasting to Levi's own silver and black scales that attracted the warm rays of the ever giving sun. Hanji was once again talking about some
human she had been watching, ever so fascinated by the human species. Levi gave a gruff hum in acknowledgment to whatever the fuck they just said.

"It's simply amazing Levi! They have these things called 'outhouses' where they do their business in some sort of bowl that gets rid of it automatically!" They squealed, jumping around his large figure in a very annoying way.

"Wow. So fascinating. I don't give a fuck Hanji it's probably dirty as fuck anyways. Why the hell did you call me out here anyway? I am very busy at the moment trying to protect our kind." Levi replied with a glare towards his sadly longtime friend. This better not be about what I think it is…

"You need to find a mate, Levi."

Fucking sky not this again.

"Hanji-" Levi started but was quickly interrupted by a shitty four-eyed Drake who doesn't know how to fucking quit.

"C'mon Levi. You may have friends and guards always by your side but we all know you're lonely. If you find a mate then you'll have someone with you all the time! Besides your pulse is going to start to fade if you do not find that special person." They argued the two eyes on the side of their head looking at him while the other two looked straight ahead. Freaky little fuck how do they even do that? He thought for a moment before letting out a long sigh.

"I haven't felt any sort of pull toward any dragon I know of. But if it will get you off my back then fine, I'll try finding a mate." He conceded and the look on his friend's face was pure joy, jumping through the air with a loud 'yahoo!' That most definitely alerted a sleepy Eren. Eren quickly looked towards the part of the woods he had heard the strange noise from, wondering if that was one of the monsters his mother told him about. But that sounded like a person to me. Maybe there's someone else out here who has a basket? He wondered and quickly started for the place he heard the sound, giggling all the while at the prospect of making a new friend.

Maybe it's a kid my age! There's only a few of those back at home and they all don't want to play with me, so maybe these kids will be nicer? He thought, becoming completely unaware of his surroundings and running into something hard and sturdy.
His head hit the hard thing with a bang and he soon found himself prostrated on the ground, holding his head and holding back tears. It's not that bad I've gotten hurt way more than this! This isn't that bad, this isn't that bad. He kept repeating to himself as he rubbed his now sore forehead. He looked up, expecting to see a tree or something but was surprised to see two large silver eyes staring back at him.

What… what is this thing? Eren wondered, looking it up and down and realizing it was really, really tall. Whatever it is, it's bigger than my house! As he admired the strange beings beautiful black and silver scales and sheer size, Levi was trying to understand what the fuck was happening. What the hell is a human doing out here!? Let alone a child! The king looked towards his 6 legged friend, watching as a manic gleam sparkled in their brown eyes. Uh oh.

"Levi are you seeing this!? It's a human!" They squealed, jumping forward till their scaly face was right in front of the boys.

"Hello, little boy what're you doing here? Are there more humans with you?" They screeched at the poor boy who looked a little confused and scared at the sudden loud presence. Without a second thought, Levi opened his wings and shielded the brat away from the jumping drake.

"Hanji! You're going to scare him!" He hissed at them, slowly moving so that the boy could not be seen by the four-eyed freak who no doubt wants to experiment on him. That sick four-eyed fuck.

"Aw cmon Levi! I won't do anything bad to the lil' cutie!" They argued, and just as Levi was about to retort, he felt something warm against his mighty black wing. Levi whipped his head forward, peering into the little protective cocoon he made around the child to see that said child was rubbing the membranes of his wings. The boy's eyes were wide, showing off their green depths vaster than the field they stood in. Levi could only stare for a few moments at the beauty of the child before him, unsure of what to do now before those ethereal eyes looked into his.

"Your wings are very soft Mr. Big Lizard sir. How high can you fly?" He asked sweetly, rubbing his face against the wing all while staring into wide silver orbs. Did he just call me a big lizard? Levi could merely blink at the sentiment, while Hanji was rolling around on the ground, letting out loud peals of laughter that could probably be heard the world over.

"Ha! Levi, the lizard king! All hail the king!" Hanji sang before falling into another fit of hysterical laughter. Levi growled and with a mighty swipe of his gigantic tail whacked them right where there genitals would be if they had any. While Hanji has no sex and can't reproduce, the area was still a sensitive one for them. Hanji let out a pained growl at this but ultimately shut up. The boy seemed more confused at the loud growls and odd shrieks he heard but felt no fear while cocooned by the smooth ebony cave that surrounded him.

"Mr. Big Lizard sir? Do you have a basket?" Eren asked softly, staring fearlessly into the great beast's eyes that spoke of aged wisdom. Levi simply stared for a few moments, not used to talking to humans or to be so casually called 'big lizard' either. This child truly knows nothing, asking a dragon or all things for help, after all, humanity has done to us he expects me to help? He thought derisively and sneered at the boy, showing a shiny row of sharp white teeth.

"I am not a lizard. I'm a dragon. Now, why the hell are you out here and not within your puny walls?" Levi asked in his native tongue, quickly realizing that humans do not understand their superior dragon tongue. As he was about to translate, however, the boy spoke first.

"Sorry, Mr. Dragon. I'm out here because my mother is sick and I want to get her the most beautiful flowers! All the peddlers take the ones inside the walls so I came out here." He answered honestly and Levi felt confused at how the boy answered the question correctly. Does he… understand me?

"Oi brat, do you understand the words coming out of my mouth right now?" He asked gruffly and shuffled his wings closer to the boy when he saw Hanji trying to find a way in. That shitty four eye is going to end up eating him as an experiment or something. But why do I care? He's just some human brat who wasn't smart enough to stay inside the walls.

"Yes, I do. My daddy only speaks it so he taught me how to understand it but I can't actually speak it." Eren answered honestly, looking towards the crease where the dragon's wings meet and he swore he could hear some sort of sniffing noise. Levi's eyes widened at the new information, unsure as to how a human could possibly know dragon tongue. They don't have the vocal range capable of doing so. So how could this boy's father possibly speak it!? While Levi was distracted by his thoughts, Hanji found a way in, crawling under the wing where they separate and going face to face with the cute little boy. Eren merely stared for a moment, choosing a set of eyes and staring at them curiously.

"I found you~" They sang and studied his form. "Now tell me little one, why do humans have 'cloth like garments' on their bodies? Are you hiding something?" Hanji inquired and sniffed about Eren's green shirt and brown pants. Eren giggled at this and tried to move away from the ticklish sniffing but ended up falling over with a loud "Oof!" Levi startled and finally started to pay attention to the scene below him. Shit! Levi growled loudly, opening his wings in a threatening display before snapping at Hanji's figure. They darted off quickly, climbing one of the trees all while rambling about an interesting specimen. Levi looked down to see the little boy on the ground, the faint scent of blood hitting his flaring nostrils. What the fuck did Hanji do!?

"Oi, shitty brat? Look at me. What did shitty four eyes do!?" Levi growled out in a worried tone, stiffening when the boy did as he asked. The boy had tears in his eyes but it looked as if he was trying his hardest to not let them fall. His bottom lip was trembling and a little blood stained them. Probably just bit his lip a little too hard. Levi sighed, feeling grateful and confused, grateful that nothing else happened to him and confused as to why he felt grateful. What the fuck is wrong with me? Worrying over some shitty human brat. He heard a sniffle and sighed before reaching down with clawed fingers to help the boy up. Once standing he realized that his lip wasn't the only thing bleeding. He must've landed on gravel with all the scrapes on his elbows. He looked down and sure enough, there were clusters of small rocks where the boy stood and where he fell.

"I'm ok Mr. Dragon. I've had worse…" Eren said with a tiny sniff before turning. He saw a small puddle and started for it, intending to wash off his blood before a clawed, scaly hand suddenly stopped him and pulled him back. "Mr. Dragon sir!" Eren whined when he felt a hot, slim tongue wrap around his arm. Levi didn't know what came over him so suddenly when he started lapping at the bloody scrapes on the boy's elbow. He just felt the urge to clean and heal the boy, to not allow the boy to put such filthy water on his cuts like he was most definitely about to do. What is wrong with me? Protecting a human child as if it were one of my own… the kin of man, the vile parasites that have ruined this land with their filth and blood lust. Perhaps Hanji wasn't the crazy one after all?

"Shut up and let me clean you off." He grumbled petulantly and grabbed the kid in his scaled hands, being mindful of his claws when he picked him up. Eren obediently did as the dragon asked and let the thin appendage drag across his skin. Cat mommies lick their kittens and mommy says that's because she loves them. Does that mean Mr. Dragon loves me too? Eren looked up at the dragon currently concentrating on the boy's impromptu bath, wiping the tears still sitting in his eyes off and earning a small growl from the dragon to stay still.

"Does Mr. Dragon love me?" Eren suddenly asked the blue-tongued king. Levi nearly choked at the sudden accusation, glaring at the starry-eyed brat with little to no venom.

"Of course not! How could I love a shitty human pup like you?" He growled and gently placed the boy on the grass. Eren didn't like that word but he didn't argue against it.

"My mommy says that when a mommy cat licks her kittens it's because she loves them." He explained and looked at his now trampled flowers by his side. "Oh no…" He gasped and picked them up, trying to put some of the once beautiful petals back on but to no avail. What am I going to give mommy now? All his hard work (pfft) went down the drain as he studied the broken flowers and he let out a small whimper. I picked all the good ones too so the only ones left are the kinds everyone gets. But my mom deserves special flowers! He thought of his sweet mother, how when he was sick she would make him tasty soup and stay by his side all day till he felt better. But now she was sick, sick enough that he caught both her and his father crying with one another. He knew it was bad, so he wanted to make sure that she was happy at all times. He sniffled again but did not let the tears build up. Levi watched in confusion before nudging the boy's side with his snout.

"... Brat?" He grumbled, glaring at the drake when he heard them coming down one of the larger trees surrounding them.

"My mommy is sick," Eren started and looked up into Hanji's curious eyes before looking into Levi's. "She can't move her legs and they are turning black. She won't stop coughing and she cannot eat what I make her. Sometimes when I wake up at night I find mommy and daddy crying in her room. I just want her to be happy so… I found these flowers but…" Eren held up a crushed flower of lilac before throwing it to the side. Levi looked to Hanji and saw that the both of them knew what was happening to the boy's mother. The pedem mortem, an epidemic to humans that eats the feet and only goes up from there. Many humans blame all dragons for the plague but it was started by Erwin, king of the southwestern dragons. That colossal douche bag with his shitty fucking plans all the goddam time. He hated humans enough to have a sorceress create sicknesses and plagues to wipe them out that way. I normally do not care but seeing this brat talk about it makes me wonder how righteous it truly was.

Levi sighed and looked down at the small brat, contemplating whether or not he should use his magic in order to help the kid or not. Hanji seemed to understand too and quickly nudged the human's shoulder.

"Hey, kid don't be so down! Levi here is a master of natural magic and can make the most beautiful flowers for you!" They encouraged, and while Levi was going to growl at them for putting him on the spot like that, he stopped when he saw how adorable the kid looked with a large excited smile.

"Really?! Is it true Mr. Levi Dragon sir?" He asked and Levi just couldn't find it within himself to lie. Fuck. Levi moved to lay down, lying on his side subconsciously to watch over the brat before he worked his magic.

"Fine. But I'm only doing this once so you better pay attention, little shit." He growled out but it had no malice to it. He closed his scaled eyes and with a small exhale he allowed the magic inside the earth to force its way up, feeling the warmth of energy as he concentrated on creating the most beautiful flowers he knew. When he heard the child gasp he knew he succeeded, allowing a small smirk to pull up the side of his lip.

"This is so cool Mr. Levi Dragon sir!" Eren exclaimed and immediately went to study them, not recognizing any of the beautiful flowers that bloomed all around him.

"Tch! Stop calling me that. Just Levi is fine." The king corrected and with a snap of his teeth a small, wicker basket appeared next to the boy. "There. Now pick them." He ordered and Eren nodded happily.

"Ok, Levi!" He chirped and hummed as he gently picked the delicate and beautiful flowers before placing them in the basket. Levi watched through lidded eyes and nearly, nearly, smiled when the boy began humming excitedly. This went on for a little, both Hanji and the king having laid down to rest and watch over the small human. Hanji especially was growing tired of Levi's petulance. They watched in delight as Levi nearly jumped with every sudden noise coming from squirrels or birds in the trees and foliage before settling once more. Why does he always have to act so tough?! It's obvious he likes the kid or he wouldn't have given him his name! For dragons, giving one's name was a sign of kinship of trust, the signing of a lifelong contract that bonds two dragons together to protect one another. At birth, a dragon is given two names, the one it will tell anyone else to call them, and then their true name, the one that only their mate could know. If this child was anything but a human pup there is no doubt Levi would ask for his name. Hanji thought as they lay in the tree, having climbed up there to allow Levi to feel more alone with the cute child.

Why is this brat so adorable? Levi thought, watching the boy weaving the stems of a few flowers together, no doubt creating another flower crown. For his mother, perhaps? He was wearing the first one, baby's breath with lilacs and roses sat gently on his messy brown locks as he concentrates on creating another of blue and purple flowers. Before he had been skipping around like some sort of hyperactive bumble bee, going flower to flower before scurrying back to an old stump to sit on. His basket was beyond full at this point, flowers pouring out all sides creating a floral trail in his wake. Maybe I should ask for his name. Surely he doesn't know the dragon way, so he wouldn't understand the importance behind it. But I do and already I feel the need to protect him, despite the fact that he's the creation of the horrific humans.

While Levi had been lost in thought, he had stopped paying attention to the boy and nearly jumped when his face was suddenly touched by a small hand. The little shit had walked up to him and was holding out the flower crown that was no doubt too small for his reptilian head. "This is for you Levi! It's almost as pretty as you are!" Eren exclaimed and tried to place it on the dragon's head but to no avail while Levi couldn't believe what he was hearing. Almost as pretty as me? I'm not pretty what the fuck is he talking about.

"What are you talking about brat?" Levi asked and watched in amusement as the short human tried to place the flower band on his head. He lifted the brat up with scaled claws digging through the child's shirt and snorted when Eren at first put it on the smooth top of his head before he gave up and placed it around one of the smaller horns that grew through his skull. Eren cheered in delight to see that it fit and hugged one of the claws holding him.

"It's perfect! I'm talking about you Levi! You're so pretty! Now you look fabulous!" Eren said sweetly and started to squirm to get down, muttering something about how he was going to accidentally rip his shirt before Levi acquiesced and let the boy down. Eren stumbled but ultimately went to the basket again before looking at the sun starting to set in the sky. "I… I need to go. My mother will be worried if I don't get home soon." Eren murmured and looked sadly up at Levi. The king was confused at the sudden flash of disappointment he felt but otherwise pushed it down deep inside.

"Go ahead. You don't need to return the basket either, consider it yours." Levi replied nonchalantly, looking at his tail as if it were the most interesting thing in the world. For a moment there was silence before Eren hesitantly moved toward him.

"Can I… can we play again in three days?" He asked, eyes wide with vulnerability in a way that made Levi's pulse lurch. I should say no, no… I need to say no…

"Fine… little shit." He grumbled, mind reeling at the words that stupidly just came out of his mouth. What did I do that for? It was almost worth it though by the way Eren smiled up at him, eyes alight with excitement.

"Yay! Bye Levi! By shitty four eyes!" He called out waving before lugging the basket in the most comical way back over the hills. Hanji poked their head from the tree branches and screeched out some form of farewell before scurrying down the tree trunk and annoyingly jumping around their king's head.

"That was sooooooo fun! I can't believe you of all dragons are going to meet him again!" They said with a happy grin. The king merely huffed and stood, strolling back towards the castle hence they came.

"I'm not meeting him." He murmured and tried to ignore their sudden indignant cries.

"Wha wha what!? But you said you would! Levi, you must go! The poor child is going to be waiting for you!" They argued and tried looking the king in the eyes as they walked, but Levi looked resolutely forward.

"Humans and dragons do not coexist Hanji. We are at war. The child will soon figure it out and will look upon this day with hatred." Levi growled, trying not to imagine the boy with such beautiful and innocent eyes becoming one of the wretched men that enjoyed murdering others.

"But Levi-" They started before Levi whipped his head around and with a commanding roar shut them up. These feelings will surely go away, but not if we keep talking about the brat.

"This conversation is over Hanji. Drop it." He hissed and watched as they continued to sulk the rest of the way to his home.

HEHEHEH He thought. Tell me what you guys think and I should post the next chapter before next Friday!

Fact: All polar bears alive today can trace their ancestry back to one female brown bear who lived in Ireland 50,000 years ago.

¡Yo no se reunirse con él otra vez! Procede a reunirse con él otra vez.
(Yo no say ri-uun-ear-say cone eh-ll oh-trah vay-z pro-seh-deh ah ri-uun-ear-say cone eh-ll oh-trah vay-z) (I Tried man I tried)
I will not meet him again! Proceeds to meet him again.
(Language: Spanish)

3-10-17

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