Yes, I call him 'Doctor' in bed
A/N: Genre: Fluffy comedy; Porn w/ Plot; Friendship; Smut
Genre (for this chapter): Friendship; Fluffy comedy
Rating: NC-17 (M)
Rating (for this chapter): R (T – T+)
I just couldn't help it! This was in my head for a few hours and I just couldn't help it – I had to write it down! Damn, I have always wanted to be able to interrogate Reid but ask him straight instead of some girl that's slept with him (but probably only the Reid in my fantasies would answer to my questions :( how very sad – thankfully we have fan fiction!) Anyhow different people would like to know different things and I'd be very happy to get some help from you so that I could write more chapters with questions about Dr. Reid in bed – so I was thinking maybe you write a question and I would do my best to answer in an interesting (probably only in our fantasies) way to answer it.
If no one feels like commenting I do have a resolution – I came up with a great way to end this fic – and you have probably seen the "Porn w/ plot" part of the genre - so whatever happens it would result in sex – smutty as we like it!
Enjoy!
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"Finally some rest!" JJ walked in Garcia's office and set on a free chair.
"My sweet JJ you have no idea how glad I am you are here!" Garcia told her friend without lifting her eyes of the monitor. "Boredom is evil." The tech girl informed.
"What are you doing anyway?" JJ asked leaning forward and putting her elbows on her knees.
"I'm observing the parking lot… Oh, here's Reid's car." Garcia turned to look at JJ "Prentiss' with him."
"Hmm? They often come together lately?" JJ teased.
Garcia giggled. She turned to look at the monitor again. "Oh. My. Dear. God!" she whispered.
"What?" JJ stood up to looked at the monitor herself. Her jaw dropped. "Oh God!" the two friend were staring at Prentiss and Reid kissing in the genius' car.
In a few minutes the elevator's doors opened and the 'busted ones' walked out. JJ and Garcia were standing at the door of Garcia's office.
"Emily Prentiss. Come here right now. You have been summoned."
"Baby girl, don't shout!" Morgan told his favourite lady.
"Derek I'm busy to interrogate Prentiss about this!" Garcia told Morgan turning around and walking in her office. JJ who was still leaning against the door frame smirked and walked after the tech girl.
"Interrogate?" Morgan asked Prentiss who shrugged obviously not sure what the two were talking about.
The brunette walked inside and closed the door behind her. "What's up?" she asked and took a seat.
"You tell us that." Garcia insisted.
Emily frowned and looked at JJ. The blond gave her friend half a smile and looked at Garcia.
"How long have you been having sex with our boy wonder?" Penelope asked.
"Pardon me?"
"We saw you two kissing in his car this morning. You leave together and come together." JJ started.
"Oh, I am sure they come together." Pen smirked.
"Garcia!" Emily couldn't believe her years. What was she supposed to say? Duh, she could brag all day long but she hadn't talked to Reid about telling the team yet.
"How long?" the blond insisted.
"'Boy Wonder' and I have-" Prentiss started but was interrupted by Garcia's amused voice.
"He's a genius in bed too?" it was a statement more that a question and then looked at JJ. "Who would have guessed?" again not a question.
JJ shrugged and giggled.
"Girls!" Emily raised her voice but a smile was written all over her face.
"Okay, I want details!" Penelope said and leaned back in her chair prepared to listen.
"Details about what?" the brunette was looking at the two blonds.
"Reid in bed." Garcia simply said.
"Noo! I'm … not … telling you how good he is in bed."
"Oh, we have an emphasis on 'good'" JJ laughed.
Prentiss exhaled. "Unbelievable!"
"Come on, Em. Give us something to think about!" JJ begged.
The brunette shook her head.
"OK, we ask you questions and you answer with 'yes' or 'no'."
"That sounded like an order, Pen." JJ smiled at her friend.
"Because it was." she answered fast and turned to Prentiss, "Alright, so is he?"
"'Is he' what?"
"A genius in bed?" Garcia arched a brow.
Emily opened her mouth to answer but looked aside and giggled.
JJ and Penelope looked at each other and grinned.
"Spence is a Doctor in bed!" JJ stated biting her lower lip.
"Oh!" Garcia said as something major just hit her, "Do you call him 'Doctor' in bed?" she looked at Jennifer who looked at Emily who put her head in her hands and ran her fingers through her hair. "Oh, you so do!" Penelope was overwhelmed.
"Tell me…" JJ started. "Does he think three moves ahead like in chess?"
"Oh, JJ, that is such a great question." Garcia was encouraging her friend by clapping her hands.
"Sometimes…" Prentiss whispered her answer. She just couldn't help it. She had wanted to tell her friends for such a long time and now when they know – why not?
"What was that Emily Prentiss? Did you just answer out question?" the tech girl had a huge smile on her face.
The brunette nodded.
"Okay so far we know you call him 'Doctor' in bed." JJ was summing up the facts. "I wonder why?" she giggled.
"Not always, though… sometimes I call him Reid, sometimes…" she trailed off.
"Sometimes what?" Garcia was head over heels for this one.
Emily looked at JJ bit her lip and answered "Sometimes I call him 'Spence'."
"No!" JJ whispered and they all laughed!
"Okay, okay!" Penelope tried to calm down from all this laughing. "Tell me this." She got the girls' attention by stopping before asking the question.
"He's very tall. Does that mean his-" before she could finish her question Emily answered.
"Absolutely."
"Such a definite answer." Intrigued Pen.
"Hmm…" JJ smiled.
"JJ, don't picture it!" Emily ordered.
"Oh, Jennifer! You have a husband!" Garcia said with a teasing tone.
"And what? I can't fantasise about out colleague's-" she started laughing when the brunette interrupted her.
"We got it! We got it!"
"No, you've got it!" Garcia slipped in and they all laughed again.
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