Author's note: A life time ago I used to be heavy into crossover fanfiction. I deleted and stopped writing them for personal reasons. I still have a soft spot for them, but don't have the time and dedication for a multi-chapter story. For now, I will churn out a few drabbles and one shots and dump them right here. I hope you like them. Not all the one shots will be 'R', but to be safe, I left the rating as such.
Disclaimer: I do not own the InuYasha nor the Yu Yu Hakusho series and get no compensation for this work of fiction.
Title: Knock next time
Genre: One shot, humor, crossover.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language.
Summary: Yuusuke has horrible timing and he really learned the hard way to knock beforehand. KuramaxKagome.
"You know, I didn't have to see all that."
"I apologize for the inconvenience, I assure you it wasn't intentional," soothed Kurama, giving Yuusuke a sheepish look.
Yuusuke side-eyed him. "Inconvenience isn't the right word for that."
"Kagome unintentionally changed the plans for the day. It was an error on my behalf for not calling ahead of time to notify of the change."
"Look, I understand things happen. I don't live under a damn rock. But, you could've spared me the embarrassment of seeing you fuck my cousin through the fucking ass. I can't unsee it. You know how badly scarred for life I'm going to be? It's gonna be hella awkward seeing her at the next family get together."
"I thought Atsuko and you never attended these functions?"
"Now I really can't go." Yuusuke glared daggers at the kitsune. "That's not the point!"
The image of polite and composed Kurama—who has always been private about basically everything—naked as the day he was born with his giant—ugh, he can't even finish that!—nailing his cousin through the backdoor as she screamed like a banshee to the tops of her lungs. He never in his life pictured Kagome into that sort of stuff. This was a whole different side to her Yuusuke did not believe existed.
You think you know people. Man, how wrong was I...he thought to himself as he massaged his throbbing temple.
Plus, aside the whole shock of seeing that, Yuusuke didn't know how to feel about his friend dating his cousin and fucking her. Weird isn't quite the right word to describe this scenario.
"Kagome is a person of refined tastes. What can I say? I must oblige." The look of disbelief and disgust he shot the fox demon forced Kurama to amend what he said. Kurama cleared his throat. "Yes, that comment is in poor taste. I am sorry."
"Can you just give me a warning next time?"
"I will do my best," replied Kurama, trying to hide an amused smile.
"I think need a cigarette." Yuusuke stepped out for moment. The worse part of all, for today anyway, Kagome and Souta were going to pass by Atusko's place. For all the opportunities to tease Kagome and crack jokes at her expense, the awkwardness won't disappear over night.
Why does he have to be the damn person who always walks in on people fucking?
First, he caught Kuwabara getting a blow job from some girl at school—although that was pretty hilarious considering Kuwabara's over the top reaction—then, his mom a few times with a couple of boyfriends and Yukina making out with Shizuru. Now this. This really topped the rest.
The End.