Hi! This is Madam Narcissa Malfoy, and I'm sorry, but I love this gorgey series and think its fab! This is a combo of random awkward situations that Georgia and her fab follower run into. It's just monologue and Georgia's point of view, but I hope you all love it as much as I do!
"Lurker!"
"What?"
"Lurker, right there!"
"Where the hell?"
"Dave, right there!"
"Oh, that. Yeah, I know."
"Pop it."
"Pop it?"
"YES!!! People are looking at us you know!"
"No Sex Kitten, they are looking at you."
"Anyway. Who did you say was going out with you now?"
"Some fab chick with the brains of an Einstein."
"Who's that?"
"You don't know Einstein?"
"Nope."
"Everyone does."
"Is he that guy that was in that play with whats-her-name?"
"Do you take Spanish?"
"Huh?"
"Spanish?"
"Who the hell takes Spanish in England! I take French!"
"Oh, well if you took Spanish then you would know who Einstein was."
"Well, who is he?"
"Einstein? Or my girlfriend?"
"I said HE stupid!"
"Ouch, sex kitty, you bite!"
"Ugh."
Yeah. This will probably lead no where so don't read this weird collection of crap if you don't like randomness. Or bad stories.