This is something that came to my mind all of a sudden.
It's really just to have fun.
You don't really need to review this story.
How to Make a Character very Out Of Character
Step 1:Traumatise the character to the point that he/she forgetts his name.
Random Person:Artemis?
Artemis turns around
Artemis:Yes?
Random Person:AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Random Person's eyes widen and he puts on a mardi grass mask.
Then a teddy bear appears out of nowhere.
Both:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Artemis:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Random Person:AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Artemis:AAAAAAAAAHHH!
Random:That teddy bear wasn't even real.
Artemis:Oh...how did you even make a fake teddy bear?
Random Person:Oh,I just remembered...I didn't.
Both:AAAAAAAHHHHH
Teddy Bear:Ok,STOP that racket already!
Random Person and Artemis:AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Teddy Bear:SHUT UP!
Random Person and Artemis:AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Teddy Bear:REALLY!CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP!?
Random Person &Artemis and Co.:AAAAAHHHH!
Teddy Bear:!#*)&!%!$
Teddy Bear leaves.
Artemis:That was weird... 's my name?
Random Person:I don't remember.
Artemis:My name or your name?
Random Person:My name.
They look at each other....
Both:AAAAAAAAAAHHH...
Step 2:Try to Remember Your Name Which You Forgot While Trying To Make Someone Else
Forget Their Name
Artemis:Sooooo...who are you,anyway?
Random Person: I don't know.
Artemis:What?
Random Person:I forgot who I was.
Artemis:Oh,yes.
Random Person:Errr...
.Be like that!
RP:mm?
Artemis:How dareth you do that to me!
RP:What did I do?
Artemis:THAT!
RP:What?
Artemis:THAT!
RP:What?
Artemis:THAT!
RP:Tell me already!
Artemis:No!
RP:Why not?
Artemis:Because...
RP:Do you realize that you just said because without any other words following?
Artemis:Well,DUH smarty pants!
RP:You're behaving oddly Artemis...
Artemis:No I'm not!YOU are!
RP:What?How?
Artemis:You don't remember who you are!
RP:Neither do you.
Artemis:I don't?
RP:No...
Artemis:Oh.
Artemis:...
RP:...
AKWARD MOMENT OF SILENCE
Artemis:I think I remember my name!
RP:Really?
name is Hard Sam Ent
RP does a facepalm.
RP:Oh,really?
Artemis nods furiously.
Artemis:Of course!And I live with my mom,Mem Ory Foam.
RP:Oh,great.
Artemis:I work for my boss,Three Moosc Eteer.
He has a sugary outside...but on the inside he is made of black poison.
RP:Oh,does he have a cousin named Tree Bark?
Artemis:That's just silly.
RP:You know what,I stopped listening a while ago.
Artemis:...
RP:...
Artemis:...
RP:...
Artemis:I like chocolate milk.
RP stares at Artemis.
RP:Whatever...
Artemis:Hey...did you notice we're at a McDonalds...Why is everyone staring at us?
RP:...
Both:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Step 3:Good News:The Person You Were Going To Make OOC is Now OOC.
Bad News: So are You.
For the rest of their lives,Random Person(now Suki Mee)and Artemis Fowl the Second
(Now Hard Sam Ent)worked as janitors for a hamburger restaurant that turned out to be the same
McDonalds which they had ran away from a few seconds ago.
They also enjoyed a life of picking gum
out of the bottoms of tables and eating free half-eaten chocolate.
They both died at a ripe old age of
10 years.
And that is that it.
Remember,this is a oneshot.
The rest of my random tales are at Special Stories.