Author; ipperne

Wordcount; 1179

Pairs; Yuya/Kyo Yuya/Bon

Rating; kiddies, go away.

Summ; Yuya's tired of Kyo leaving her alone, and warns him about the consequenses. Of course he doesn't care. Untill the next day, that is.

A/N: I have borrowed HotIceRed's twins without asking. Aham on me, but, it's an AU, and she's included, so I hope for forgiveness. Hereby disclaimed that she owns twins, and Kamijyo.sama owns the rest, I own shit.

"There's no way you can pull that off dogface." Kyo stated and turned his back to his wife.

Yuya narrowed her eyes "don't you turn your back at me! And of course I can do that! It's not like I've never done it before!"

Kyo glanced back at Yuya "And with whom have you done it with before, dogface?"

"Well, you of course!"

"If you like to think that was what happened, then fine by me, but I still say that you cannot pull it off in a million years."

"You!" Yuya stopped dead for a moment, thinking. This time Kyo had to go down. "Do you want to make a bet then? If you're so sure that I'll lose, that shouldn't be a problem, should it?"

Kyo turned around to face her fully.

"why do you want to loose that bad?" She just stared at him. "Okay, look, dogface, if you can pull it off within a week, then it's a bet. Once you've won, which I highly doubt, tell me what you want. I'm off now." And with those words, Kyo turned again and exited their bedroom. He forgot to wonder why Yuya wasn't yelling at him.

Yuya watched as he left and waited for the door to slide close before letting a wide grin take over her features. "Oh no, Demon Eyes Kyo, slayer of thousands, you will go down this time. I, Shiina Yuya, will see to that."

Later that night, Yuya slipped back into the bedroom a few secons after Kyo and Hotaru had left too seek out some sake as usual, and she knew that she had a few hours to work with. Carelessly tossing her everyday clothing on the bed, she wrapped a short, very short actually, yukata around her form.

Letting her hair down, she looked in the mirror one last time before she went back to the almost empty living room. The only person left in there was Bon, sitting in Kyos rather large leather chair, watching the telly and drinking his beer. This was going to be much fun.

Determined to win against Kyo this time, she used her butt to push Bons arm down from the armrest of the chair, creating herself a seat. She looked at him, batting her eyelashes. "Hello Bon-san."

Bon simply stared. His jaw dropping a few inches as she rotated on the chair to look straight at him, the small piece of clothing hiding almost nothing. After a few moments of staring at Kyo's very undressed wife, Bon finally got it together. "Hi, Yuya-chan... where's Kyo?"

He gulped as she leaned in, still looking at him with those bright green eyes. "Out drinking, again. Bon, I feel so looonely..." she pouted.

Bon thought about this for a moment, and then saw the sense i her being lonely with Kyo leaving almost every night, but that was who Kyo was. "Well, I guess you can watch the game with me then?"

Yuya frowned af him. "Bon, that," she began, sliding down from the armrest, straddeling his lap, succesfully grinding her lower regions against his crotch "was not what I meant."

Bon gawped. Was Kyo's wife hitting on him? Now why would that be? One thing Bon had never heard from any woman Kyo had been with, was that she wasn't satisfied. The feeling of Yuya's hands finding their way to his shoulders, gently kneading the muscels there brought his mind back, and the realization of how stupid it would be even to think of touching Kyos wife downed on him.

"What is it that you want then?" he asked, even tough her intentions were very clear. But he still wondered why. "You surely must get enough of that with Kyo around..." He trailed off.

Yuya blinked. He was right. Kyo did make sure she was on her back, or front on a random table, or... well, at least once a day. She quickly came up with an answer though.

"I do, but... you know, sex with a man who leaves me that often is just so... you're always here." she smiled at him, then added "besides, Kyo's such pretty man. A woman really needs to feel the rough edges of a real man sometimes."

"oh..." Whatever Bon wanted to say, drowned in a long and demanding kiss, as Yuya leaned into him, and Bon felt okay, knowing that Kyo was nowhere around. But, when they finally broke for air, a new possible problem occoured to Bon, an dhe stopped her form kissing him again. "Yuya, where's the twins?" he knew fully that the twins did know what sex was about, but that was because Kyo didn't know decency. Bon did, somehow, and he didn't want them to see what their mother was doing to him.

"Don't worry, they won't be back for the next few hours either, and Liz, the one you fear that much is with them, so I'm all yours."

Bon didn't need to hear that twice before his hands went to the belt, tying the small yukata at her waist.

Yuya let him, because this time, this time Kyo had asked for it himself. And all second thoughts and voices telling her that this was wrong, dissapeared into thin air when Bons fingers touched her there. From that point, things went into raw, mindless sex of a kind noone, especially not Bon, would ever have thought the little Yuya-chan capeable of.

The next mornig as Yuya woke up to see Kyo lying next to her, she felt good. Smirking she poked his nose. "Kyo? I want you to stop going out every night. That is my price."

Kyo blinked sleepily, wondering what she was talking about. "Price? For what?"

Yuya just smiled at him "you'll see." She had known he would forget that bet as soon as it was made, but he would learn. She went to wake up the twins and everyone else, caring for breakfast as usually, and then waited patiently for Kyo to join the table. She could tell from Bon's silly smile that he could not keep quiet, and she was proven right as soon as Kyo sumped down besides his old friend. Bon gave Kyo an elbow and leaned a little closer, not really wanting the twins and Liz to hear what he wanted to say. "Kyo, that is one fine woman you got yourself there."

Kyo raised a brow "of course she is, she's..." he trailed off and looked at Yuya. "You didn't..."

She nodded from the other side of the table. "Of course I did, you never said that I wasn't allowed to pick a easy one, so you lost, dear."

All color drainde from Kyos face, and he was just about to get up and beat the reamaining life out of Bon, but Liz beat him to it.

Smiling vaugely at the noise and curses he proceeded to stand, then to grab Yuya's arm and drag her back to the bedroom. Yes, her punishment would be rough, but not violent.