Title: And Then Sleeping Beauty Woke Up

Genre: Supernatural

Co-Written By: Bunny1 ( http://www. /~Bunny1) and GreenLeoFiend

Disclaimer: We don't won Supernatural. This is just for fun.

Spoilers: None

Rating/Warning: T - Mild Suggestive Humor

Chapter 1

Sam and Dean look battle weary as they climb into their respective beds. Sam is wearing a t-shirt and sweat pants, but, Dean has stripped down to his boxer shorts before climbing in. Wearily, he slides under the covers, asleep almost before his head hits the pillow.

...

When morning came, a female, wearing only Dean's boxer shorts, bounces over to Sam's bed.

"Hey Sammy Rise and shine", she said.

"Dean, go back to sleep", Sam said in a sleepy mumble. The female frowned at him, concern flooding her tone. "SAM Wake UP"

Sam rubs his eyes, sitting up, and then gasps a little, skittering back at the half-naked woman standing in front of him.

"Oh, um, who are you?" Sam asked, confused.

"I'm your brother, you doofus."

Sam stared at the woman claiming to be Dean.

"Well you are wearing his boxer shorts. "

He was still not quite awake and would not be surprised last night's encounter with wood sprites the night before. He and Dean had a hard time convincing the trio of sprites they were not the ones responsible for destroying the forest even though... technical that was not completely true.

"Of course, I'm wearing my own boxers! Sammy what's wrong with you?" he looked at Sam with concern. " I know we should have gone to the hospital last night."

Sam rolled his eyes, "You sound like him too."

He blinked his eyes, and willed himself to look at the woman again. He knew he was awake now. But he could still be dreaming.

"If you are Dean. You have breasts, and a different voice..."

"Sam, it's ME. I don't know how in the hell this happened, but… I just woke up this way, man."

She moves her hair out of the way, showing the tattoo on her clavicle that matches Dean's exactly.

"Explain that one, smarty", she said triumphantly.

"O-kay… Ah… Can't.", Sam mumbled, still discomfited.

"Damn right you can't!"

She looks slightly deflated, however, when Sam is still looking at her like some kind of mental patient.

"All right, you still don't believe? Ask me something, anything; something only Dean would know."

"This is stupid!" Sam huffed.

"Sammy, I don't have time for this Just ask!"

"Uh... 'Kay… What did I used to have nightmares about when I was six?"

Female Dean looked at Sam with shock, "You're kidding me? You expect me to remember your girly crap?"

SAM held up his hands, "You said ask anything…"

"Ugh, fine… You thought Snarf from The Thundercats was trying to stuff you in a cookie jar, " female Dean answered.

He turned to his younger brother with a thoughtful grin on his face, "You know, you were one jacked-up little twerp..."

"Was not--- Dean How did this happen to you?"

Annoyed, Dean rolled his eyes, "If I knew that, we wouldn't be standing here having this ridiculous conversation!"

"Those crazy sprites", Sam stated, as got up slowly. "All this after we spent half the night dealing those Flesh Eaters."

Are you okay? Dean asked.

Sam nodded yeah. "Just tired. I suppose we could go back to see the sprites, so they could reverse the spell? Or something. But either way... put some clothes on."

Sam shivered at the fact that he found female Dean somehow attractive–No more than that hot.

He scrambled to find a pair of sweat pants. "Maybe these fit... And put a shirt on!"

The female Dean grabbed a shirt off of the floor, but the pants fell as soon as she pulled them up.

"Arrrggghhh!"

"All right, all right; I'll... go next door and get you some clothes, ok?"

"Well, hurry UP" she said, then suddenly got a big grin. "Hey, I can take a SHOWER..."

"Eww... okay, I'm going now."

Fifteen minutes or so later, Sam came back in with a large grocery bag. He knocked on the bathroom door and threw the bag in, not looking. This was... too disturbing for words.

A little bit later, he heard the muffled sounds of annoyed grunts coming from the other room--- Dean must be having trouble figuring out how to get the stuff on, he thought.

Finally, his new sister came out, wearing a red bandanna halter top and short-shorts, frowning.

"Where the hell'd you get the clothes, man? Skeezas are us?"

"It... they were they only things that looked like it would fit."

"Fine, whatever, Dean said at last. So that's the plan to go see the sprites? What makes you think they will be more likely to believe us from last night?

"Well, Sam began. At the very least they might perhaps believe that we are there to apologize to them?

They made their way to the Impala.

"Don't think this means I am letting you drive", Dean said and he took the driver's seat as usual.

"Wouldn't think it", Sam agreed.

The two continue to drive back towards the state forest where they last encountered the sprites.

As expected the location was filled with state agents.

One of the officers approached the female Dean.

"This location is restricted to civilians Miss", the ranger said, tipping his hat slightly. "I am sorry, I must ask you and your boyfriend to leave."

Disgusted at the thought of Sam being his boyfriend, Dean plastered on the best fake sexy grin as he could.

"Him? He's just my baby brother. Perhaps, there is a way you could give me a guided tour of the forest?"

Sam rolled his eyes, not at all surprised. The officer smiled, slightly flustered, taking his hat into his hands.

"Ah, well, sure, m'am... Let me just go get my walkie-talkie. Protocol, you know."

"Of course", she said, fake smile still plastered onto her face.

She turned to Sam triumphantly. "I knew I was smokin' hot."

"DEAN..."

"What? It's working... Hey We should hit a lesbian bar later..."

"Dean, we're trying to get you OUT of this!"

"Oooh, shh, shh, Enos is coming back..."

"Okay m'am it's all set. The two of you are to stay close to me. Some rascals must played with some matches last night and scorched a few dozen acres of land. I'm Enos", he said pointing nervously to his name tag.

"My name is Dean-a. Dina. And this is my brother Sam."

Enos nodded politely to Sam and then turned back to Dean.

"So what brings to these parts?"

Sam tried to tune the two faux love birds out as Ranger Enos took the two of them further into the forest, thinking of the best way to make a break on their own.

"And this", Enos continued, "is what all remains of one of the oldest oak trees in Kenton Hills..."

To Be Continued

Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed Bunny and my little comedy romp.. Please tell us what you think! Chapter 2 has been started.