"Mum…" Dipper whined, "why do I have to give the cookies to the neighbour, you know the house creeps me out… We don't even know if there is a neighbour…"
"Oh…" His mum hummed, "are going to make your already busy mother do even more work?" She had a point… She also had that smile on her face, that never meant anything good. Ever.
"O-okay! I'm going, I'm going!" He had to get out of there, before his end came early, he was only 16 after all.
Grabbing the cookies and getting out of the house, he headed towards the neighbour's house. The house was really creepy and Dipper didn't like it, at all.
When he arrived at the front door of the house and knocked. No one came to the door, but it creaked open slightly. Because he didn't want to stay there longer than needed and the door was unlocked, he decided to enter.
When he entered the house, he walked towards the closest flat surface where he could put down the cookies and get out as soon as possible. "Uh… Anyone home? It's me your neighbour Dipper Pines, I - uh, came to give you some cookies my mum made. So… Yeah…" Dipper started walking towards the door, but stopped when he heard a sound coming from behind him.
"Oh-ho, what is this I see? Someone broke into my house?" Was this the owner of the house?
Dipper blushed and turned around shaking his head, "n-no, I thought t-that no one was h-home a-and that-..."
The man was tall compared to Dipper who was short, even after having his growth spurt. From what Dipper could see in the dark, why was it so dark? The man had blonde hair and yellow eyes? That was weird, he had never seen anyone with that eye color. Maybe he was wearing contacts? Was that an eyepatch on his right eye?
"You know, I could sue you for this," Dipper paled at that comment and started freaking out.
He was never told what to do in these situations! "No! P-please don't!" Oh God, his mum was going to kill him if he got sued for this!
If his mum killed him, he would never be able to reach the legal age for drinking and he would never know what it was like being drunk! It would be horrible!
He raised his voice, "please don't sue me! I want to get drunk at least once before I die! I'll do anything!" What had he just said?
When what he said had registered, his whole face flushed a deep, deep red and turned his head away from the man in front of him, stuttering and trying to explain what he had just said.
The man in front of him smirked. "You said you would do anything?"
Dipper who was still stuttering stopped and turned his head around to look at the man. "Y-yes! I'll do anything!" Well nearly anything…
The man's smirk turned into a grin, "That's good! Then, come here tomorrow and I'll see what I can do to punish you, pine tree." What had Dipper gotten himself into? That couldn't mean anything good!
Dipper's eyes were starting to get used to the dark and his face turned even more red when he noticed how handsome the man was. "U-uh, thank you very much for not suing me sir. I will, uh… leave now?"
Dipper backed up towards the door and turned to exit when hear the man's voice again. "My name is Bill by the way, Bill Cipher!" Why was he so cheerful?
When dipper was out of the house, he started walking home straight away, he needed to talk to Mabel as soon as possible. What had just happened in the house and why was that man- Bill, so handsome?
Dipper turned even more red and before he noticed it, he had already walked into a pole.
And so, his face turned even more red.