Hello I'm Gaster!Sans. I'm late for schoolI haven't done my homework and now I have to go on a long convoluted jurney in order to do it! Now how did I get that homework again?

*Flashback*

"assriel?" ssriel waved."WRONG! Muffet?""Spider Number 623""Very good. Gans."My response? "YOU'RE VERGINITY!""DAT a detention Gaster!Sans" Miss Chara yelled from the front of the clarseroom. "as for assirel you will help clean up after my next kill. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Awwww..." sighed Asriel realising this meant also having to watch and help with the murdet

This is what happened last week during clarse with Miss Chara and Miss Toriel. For the registar we have to say the name of our next victim or our last victim. I must say though I am a fan of Miss Toriel's and Miss Chara's boobs especially the sizes. Regardless, it was 'Murder skillz practise clarse' so we all had to practice new murder skillz.

Dat's when my stupid brother Papyrus finally completed the transformation he'd been practicing. It looked about as dumb as all his puzzles. It just had a bunch of spikes on the shoulder pads and an actual sword. Howeverit created a pretty large blast which sent the guy I wish was my bro ssriel falling into Muffet's fat arse. I on the other hand was more lucky. I landed in the arse of Miss Chara who was bent over inspecting some fallen jackarse.

"gans, didn't you know you shouldn't play with a girl's butt in public?" miss chara queried. "depends, miss." I replied. "cn I borrow dat nife?""Of course," said Miss toriel, glaring at Miss Chara, as if to say 'isn't that right?'. Miss chara handed me the knife, and I stuck the handle into a hole in the wall, which had a picture of a penis drawn entering it [glad I made dat]. I then started talking to asriel, as I leant on the wall, with the nife going through one of my hand holes. It was a tight squeeze, but I got the nife through. Everyone gasped, as some dust fell from the small cut on my hand made by it. I turned my head to miss chara.

"Impressive, huh?" I said. "I must admit," Miss Chara admitted, "That is quite impressive!" "Impressive enough to not have dat detention?" I quieried. "No, now give me my nife back." She said, coldly. I pulled my hand away from the wall with ease, however, what I didn'tbsm notice was that the nife was still stuck in my hand-hole. I turned around and got ssriel to pull it out. After tugging on it as hard as he could, the nife finally came out.

From the force of it, I fell backwards into Miss Chara's chest. She shoved me away, straight into Miss Toriel's huge rack! She fell backwards in surprise, pushing me the hell hole dat is the fattest person in our school's fat, fat pussy (oh muffet's pussy)

Oh, yes. And now to dat homework. I have to find and collect a 'legendary' artefact but all the easy ones are takebn. I only heard rumours of rumours of pictures of stories of lost episodes of VHS tapes of YouTube collab speculotuins of telepfone calls mentioning the two most powerful artefacts ever and oddly enough they're both in, pretty much, the same place.