Itachi walked in from his last mission. He threw his cloak on the floor and flopped on the sofa. Deidara wrapped his arms around Itachi's neck and started biting his neck. Itachi gave a quiet moan.
"Deidara, please stop all I want to do is relax" Deidara bite hard earning a slightly louder moan from the black haired ninja.
"I mean it" Itachi's voice started to waver. Deidara just bite harder.
"Well this was unexpected" Deidara stop and looked at the speaker; Pein. He was standing in the doorway trying not to laugh at the scene placed in front of him. Itachi and Deidara left the room blushing and mumbling something about stupid leaders who are to nosey and should just go back to hitting on Konan.