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Along a black stretch of road illuminated by flickering lightposts, she drove.

Her violet hair whipped back by the wind, her amber eyes looking out from under her helmet.

Tears flowed freeely down her cheeks, her fists clutching the handles in a mix of irritation and angst.

She had yet another fight with Dib, so now, she was going home.

Home to a yard filled with gnomes.

To a home with a sarcastic computer, a spastic droid, a floating purple moose, and an ego-centric, short (oh, so very short) alien.

She pulled up in the driveway and took off her helmet, flinging it out onto the damp lawn.

She walked up to the door, and didn't even have to knock.

The door flew open, and Zim was there, a sympathetic smile on his lips, and his arms outstretched in an embrace.

She was home.