Flashback:

"I'm going to find my own grand dream!" Ryoga said, as he drove off on the Jet Ski into

the sunset. Ryoma held the orange as he watched his brother drive off not knowing where

he would end up.

(End flashback)

(BUT we do!)

Ryoga set off to find his grand dream. "Hmm…what would my grand dream be?" he

asked himself, then he got an idea, "I'll open up a sushi restaurant, yeah that's good… no

wait a minute, that's laaame, aww I don't know…." He started grumbling to himself.

Suddenly he realized he was slowing down. "What the hell?!" he cried, as the Jet Ski all

of a sudden stopped. He looked at the fuel gauge, it was on E. "But I thought E meant

extra fuel!" Ryoga shouted, "Those bastards lied to meee!" He began to cry. "What do I

do now, I've never been stuck on a Jet Ski out in the middle of the ocean before, (I don't

think anyone ever has), well, this is kinda cool, I'm the first person to be stuck out in the

middle of the ocean." He stops crying and smiles. But then his stomach makes noises.

"Woah my stomach is making weird noises….am I possessed, OMG!!!!" Ryoga then

realizes he is just hungry. "Oh….well this sucks I don't have anything to eat….why did I

give Ryoma that orange?!" So he does the DUMBEST THING you could ever do in a

situation like this….

Ryoga swam all the way to the damn life boat, just to get the damn orange back.

"Oh…hey isn't that ochibis brother?" Eiji asked, as he saw the green haired boy

swimming towards them. Ryoma (who for some reason is still in the water) looks over

and nods. "Yeah that's him." Ryoga swims up to Ryoma, exhausted. "What brings you

back?" Tezuka asked. Ryoga ignored him and looked at Ryoma, demonically. "Give me

the damn orange" he simply said. Ryomas eyes grew wide, "huh?!" he asked, he looked

at the orange. "Why?" Ryoga beat the water, "Just give me the DAMN ORANGE!!!"

Ryoga cried, Ryoma cringed and quickly gave his brother the orange, for fear he would

bite his head off. Ryoga took the orange and did the second dumbest thing you could ever

do….

"Why did he swim away?" Momo asked "And didn't he drive away on a Jet Ski?"

Ryoma was so surprised at his brother that he did not bother to answer….

Ryoga swam back to his original location to find that…."Where the F#K is my Jet

Ski?!" Ryoga cried, "Where could it have gone….OMG what if it flew away, or what if it

was stolen…wait who would steal a Jet Ski in the middle of the ocean, when it has no

gas…(all this is going through his head right now, he sees little stick figures coming in on

a boat and stealing the Jet Ski, hmm I think Ryoga drank too much sea water). Then he

shook his head "Ah, whatever at least I have my orange!" He held up the orange in

triumph. Stupid. Suddenly a seagull flew down, out of freaking nowhere and grabbed the

orange from Ryogas hand. Ryoga looked dumbfounded, "What…the…hell…?" He

pouted, "Heeeeyy give me back my orange…ugh now I know how Ryoma felt…" He

then noticed he still had Ryomas hat. "At least I still have Chibisukes hat…WHAT THE

FUCK?!!" Suddenly another seagull swooped down grabbing the hat off his head. "What

the hell…what does a bird need with a damn hat?!" Ryoga began to cry, again.

"Well...(sniffle) maybe their still there" (referring to Seigaku)

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?!" Ryoga held out his hand, squinted his eyes, pouted

and pointed. "THEY WERE RIGHT….HERE!!" He shouted "Or there….or

there…AHHHHHHH!!!" Ryoga finally decided to just swim back, "This sucks….so

much….maybe I'll sing a song to entertain me….I'm bringing sexy back…yeah…them

other boys…wait no…That's what girls do they keep you guessing… oh screw it".

( this is what would have happened to Ryoga if they had kept on going and added an alternate ending...poor Ryoga I made him sound so stupid...but it WAS funny huh? Ok please review)