What's Wrong With The Uchiha Symbol?!?

Ayame, Sasuke and Sakura's daughter gets teased because of the Uchiha symbol… Sasuke's sorry and lame attempt to explain the Uchiha sign…

DISCLAIMER: I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!

What's Wrong With The Uchiha Symbol?!?...

Sasuke sighed as he sat down on his favorite chair. His daughter was crying right in front of him because she had gotten teased about the Uchiha symbol. He looked towards his wife as she sat down next to him. He then looked up to his daughter and said:

"Let me explain to the Uchiha sign to you."

Sakura smirked and said "Good luck with that."

Sasuke scowled. Then he continued "Anyway, our symbol represents a fan. The fan creates wind which intensifies the flame. Do you understand Daddy?"

Ayame merely looked up and said "But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad…"

"Sh! Daddy's talking," He said as he continued " Our clan represents the burning passion within us! The passion of a fiery ninja with fiery goals and fiery aspirations!(waving his hands like some kind of crazed madman) It represents our burning passion for BONDS! BONDS I TELL YOU BONDS!(Jumps on top of the table and starts dancing, well kinda like dancing like a freakin' idiot)

Sakura smirked and said "Bonds, says the man who supposedly nearly murdered his best friend."

Sasuke scowled at Sakura once again and Ayame whined "But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.."

Once again Sasuke said "Sh! Daddy's talking, The Uchiha clan's symbol shows how damn strong our damn clan is!"

Sakura glared at Sasuke and said "Sh! Dear language!"

"Shut up woman!" Sasuke shouted. Then he flinched. Oh snap. He did not say that.

Sakura glowered at him and said "Oh no ya diin't!"(doing the Z formation with her fingers if any of you know that)

Then Sasuke stated "SEE AYAME SEE! I'M NOT STEPPING DOWN FROM THIS CHALLENGE! I'M AN UCHIHA! WE DO NOT STEP DOWN FROM WEIRD PINK HAIRED WOMEN LIKE HER!"(accusingly pointing a finger at Sakura)

A temple popped from Sakura's head and then said "BAKA!!!" then she punched him into oblivion

(not really) and Sasuke started screaming like a sissy girl. Then he coughed and said " See how I took that like a man?!? See this curse mark," he showed the strange mark at his neck "I took this bravely from the most feared man of Konoha! The symbol gave me courage!"

"Says the man who screamed like a sissy when he was about to get punched." commented Sakura.

Sasuke scowled then regained his posture and said to Ayame "See how much your mother loves me?"

Sakura blushed a furious red. Then Sasuke started screaming "THERE! YOU SEE THAT? WE UCHIHA'S SWOON THE HEARTS OF MANY! That's how I caught your mom! Now look at me! I'm living my life rich and successful with a hot woman to swoon me everyday! That's how effective our symbol is! When your mother saw it, she couldn't take her eyes of it!..."

-BAM!!!- Sakura punched him to the opposite wall. Then she started screaming "If that's what you think I'm out of this room!" she started marching off upstairs.

Then he said "Fine! Be like that! I'm hot and you know it! SO is the Uchiha symbol!"

Then Ayame stated "But Daaaaaaad!..."

"What?!?" said Sasuke incredibly pissed off.

"But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad it looks like a lollipop!"

Sasuke: O.o

XD!!! Random!!! I couldn't make Gaara vs. Cookie monster (yet) cos I couldn't think of a random plot. Anyway, Sasuke and Sakura made up and the Uchiha household went back to their detrimental lives. Yes they're that insane. Anyway, please review no flames. You know how I got the idea huhuhuhuh? Me and my sister were randomly talking about pokemon until my sister randomly said "The Uchiha clan symbol looks like a lollipop!" we busted our guts. Yes, my family is that weird. DEAL With It! Hope ya have a nice day! JA ne!