Boys Will Be Boys

by Paintdripps

If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.

1. Before We Begin, Have Some Warnings

A notice to those reading this story: if you are easily offended, this story is probably not for you. I'm sorry to all of you boys who click on this story and then call me a sexist bitch. But if you ask me, poking fun in a cracky humor fic is a heck of a lot less hurtful than centuries of oppression and discrimination.

Also, for those of you on anon who are telling me to "get a life" and that I'm gonna be forever single, kindly refrain from such comments. I apologize in advance for you choosing to read this story. You don't have to read it. You don't have to be offended.

A last note: petty insults don't exactly serve to prove to me that boys are superior to girls.

You've been warned. If your pride is what's on the line, TURN BACK NOW.