Dear awesome People who are checking out my awesome blog,
As I am the ever awesome Julchen Beildschmidt, I can say without a doubt, that it is always more awesome to be alone. As the most awesome person in the world I would know. People think that being alone is lame, but it isn't! It's really pretty awesome, not having others constantly jabbering in your ear. It's better to spend time practicing sword skills or playing video games by yourself! It's always more awesome to celebrate your birthday alone, with only your awesome self for company! Who need friends? Family?..
A-anyway the point is it's awesome being alone! I don't need anyone! Not me! Of course, if someone were to want to be graced with my awesome presence I wouldn't say no. N-not because I'm lonely or anything, cause that wouldn't be awesome, just because I don't want to deprive anyone of the complete awesomness that is me!
So if anyone thinks I want people to stop brushing me off, or ignoring me, or sending me scathing looks everytime I walk into a room, t-they're wrong! I don't want any unawesome losers coming over and keeping me company, or anything. So what if everyone forgot my b-birthday today? Doesn't really matter because I'm having a great time! All by myself…
Damn sitting at home is seriously staunching the flow of awesome…
I know! I'll go to a bar! I'll have an awesome time! Because I am awesome, and awesome is just fine by herself!