The Switch Spell
One dark and evil night in Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and wizardry Madam Pomfrey had been drinking potions and acting like a drunken mad woman. During her drunk-mad-woman state she cast a spell on all of Hogwarts students. Every month for the rest of their Hogwarts lives one male Hogwarts student will swap bodies with one female Hogwarts student.
But Madam Pomfrey wrote an incantation which all the Hogwarts students would have to say together to be released from the wicked spell. She hid this incantation but in the Great Hall she wrote on one of the walls using purple paint: "TO BE FREE FROM MY SPELL YOU WILL HAVE TO READ THE INCANTAION I WROTE ALTOGETHER" She left a note on McGonagall's bedside table too.
In the morning she realized what she had done. She packed her bags and ran off into the woods hoping that Hogwarts would forgive her.
On the first day the first switch was made. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger had swapped bodies.
Malfoy woke up in the girls' room in Gryffindor and found himself in Hermione's body, in Hermione's bed and in Hermione's clothes.
"EEEEEEEEEEEK!" screeched Malfoy.
All the other girls woke up to see Hermione staring at herself in the mirror mortified.
"What's the matter Hermione? Got a pimple? You can use my pimple potion, " said Grace politely.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID CREATURE! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IS WORNG?" yelled Malfoy.
"No, but you are ever so rude and cranky," Grace replied shakily.
"YOU OBESE JERK! I AM HERMIONE!" Malfoy screamed.
"Well of course you are," said Taina, also waking up.
"Oh I'm Taina and I say it's normal for Malfoy to be Hermione! YOU STUPID PIGS! I AM NOT HERMIONE, I AM MALFOY!" Malfoy screamed in both anger and despair.
Meanwhile in the Boys room in Slytherine house Hermione was fast asleep in Malfoy's bed, clothes and body.
Back in the Gryffindor common room all the Gryffindor students had come out to see what was wrong.
"ME MALFOY! ME NOT HERMIONE! ME MALFOY!" Malfoy screamed into Harry's face who had made the same mistake by saying: "What's wrong Hermione?"
"Hermione, is this a joke? For a smart girl like yourself do you really think we'll believe that you are Malfoy?" said Ron trying to calm Malfoy.
Malfoy turned to Ron with glazed crazy eyes.
"So you think I'm Hermione do you?" he said with gritted teeth.
"Well obviously, yes, the same face, voice and body, clearly, yes," said Ron.
Malfoy slapped Ron to the ground and screamed "Whose next?"
Harry walked over to Malfoy.
"Hermione we know you don't like Malfoy but you really shouldn't take it this far," said Harry.
All of a sudden Malfoy had an idea. This was his chance to have revenge.
"Oh Harry," said Malfoy "I LOVE MALFOY!"
There were gasps and then chill silence.
"Oh how I wish to kiss him! Today morning I was so crazy in his thoughts that I wanted to be him!" moaned Malfoy.
Ron and Harry stared at her in pure shock and waited for more.
"He is the love of my life!" said Malfoy walking over to a window. He put a hand on his forehead and stared out the window.
He turned around quickly and sharply and looked at Harry.
"But I don't think he likes me! If he doesn't than my life is incomplete and I will rot myself to death in a wood!" said Malfoy dramatically.
"Is this true?" asked Ron.
"OF COURSE NOT! WELL I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I AM NOT HERMIONE!" screamed Malfoy.
"That's it we're going to find Malfoy and see what is really going on," said Harry, Harry and Ron walked out of the common room and were on their way to Slytherine's common room.
"But I am Malfoy!" screamed Malfoy and ran after them.
Harry, Ron and Malfoy found themselves in front of the entrance to Slytherine house and stopped.
"Well, what now?" said Ron.
"Well neither of us know the password so I guess we'll just have to talk to Malfoy in the Great Hall during breakfast," said Harry.
"FOR THE LAST TIME YOU FARTING HOGS I AM MALFOY AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU!" said Malfoy.
He said the password and the entrance to Slytherine house opened.
"Think Hermione could do that?" smirked Malfoy.
"Yes," said Ron "Because she just did."
"YOU FILTHY CREATURES! JUST WAIT TILL I SEE MY BODY! I'LL CUT IT OPEN AND STUFF MY SELF IN THERE! WHY ME? WHY ME?" screamed Malfoy as they walked into Slytherine's common room.
There they saw Malfoy (who is Hermione) crying surrounded by Slytherine girls and boys.
"Gryffindors!" screamed Crabbe and Goyl.
They both slapped Harry and Ron.
Harry and Ron waited for them to be done.
"Malfoy…" Harry began.
"I AM NOT MALFOY!" Hermione screamed. She ran over to Harry and flung herself into his arms.
Malfoy ran over and pushed Hermione out of Harry's hands.
"Don't do things like that in my body!" Malfoy said loudly.
Everyone in the room stared at Malfoy and Hermione. Hermione (in Malfoy's body) was looking at Malfoy (in Hermione's body) as if it were his entire fault.
"Harry, what do we do? Obvioulsy this is true unless they rehearsed this just to annoy everyone," Ron said.
"We didn't rehearse this! This is true!" sobbed Hermione.
"Stop crying you dim-wit! You're making me look sissy!" said Malfoy.
"Okay, there is only one solution, we will have to go to Dumbledore and sort this out," said Harry and all of them swiftly made there way to Dumbledore.
They saw Dumbledore heading towards the Great Hall. They ran and stopped in front of him. Before anyone spoke Hermione kneeled down in front of Malfoy and started stroking the skirt he was wearing.
"What are you doing!" yelled Malfoy.
"I'm fixing MY skirt…boys! Can't even handle a skirt!" said Hermione.
"Dumbledore we came to talk to you about that," said Ron pointing at Hermione (in Malfoy's body) straightening the skirt that Malfoy (in Hermione's body) was wearing.
"So?" said Dumbledore "Malfoy has obviously started to show interest in girls' clothes. You boys shouldn't be teasing him although it is quite surprising to see that Hermione has actually offered to be his model."
Hermione and Malfoy both blushed. Malfoy angrily shrugged Hermione off him and they both faced Dumbledore.
"I am Malfoy," said Hermione's body.
"And I am Hermione," said Malfoy's body in despair.
"Oh you don't have to cover up!" laughed Dumbledore and turned to Hermione (in Malfoy's body) "I can keep a secret! I won't tell anyone about your passion for girly fashion!"
Professor McGonagall rushed over.
"Who are today's victims?" McGonagall asked all of them but mainly Dumbledore.
"Today's fashion victim is Hermione. It's okay McGonagall you can be tomorrows fashion victim. I'm sure Malfoy has a lot of girly fashion in mind," replied Dumbledore.
Malfoy (in Hermione's body) clenched his fists shut and his face was turning red.
Dumbledore saw the anger in Hermione's (Malfoy's) eyes and said
"Now, now Hermione. Learn to share. It is only fair that other girls get to try Malfoy's Girly Fashion," said Dumbledore.
"I AM MALFOY!" screamed Malfoy (in Hermione's body)
"AND I AM HERMIONE!" yelled Hermione (in Malfoy's body)
"Oh so it is you two," said McGonagall in grief.
"What is going on?" asked Dumbledore "What do you mean?"
Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Malfoy and Hermione all listened as McGonagall explained.
"Madam Pomfrey had drunk a lot of potions last night because she was very upset for some reason, I cannot tell you children why she was upset but it is a matter that has to be discussed. She had become drunk and during her drunken state she enchanted all of Hogwarts students with a spell. Every day a female Hogwarts student will swap bodies with a male Hogwarts student. Sadly it is Granger and Malfoy for the first month. I know all this because Madam Pomfrey left a note on my bedside table," said Professor McGonagall.
"Well, is their a way to fix this?" asked Malfoy (in Hermione's body) alert.
"Yes there is Hermione, oh sorry, I mean Malfoy. Look on the wall of the Great Hall," said McGonagall.
They all read the writing in purple paint.
"I'm Madam Pomfrey and I'm ruining Malfoy's life because I'm sooo sad!" Malfoy (in Hermione's body) said.
"Stop that! You're making me look mean!" said Hermione.
While the others had time to roam around downstairs and talk about the situation Malfoy and Hermione were asked to sort things out upstairs.
Malfoy raced ahead. Hermione came in and saw him sitting on the sofa stroking his (actually her) leg.
"What are you doing?" she said walking closer to him.
"Hey, I don't have smooth skin! So let me feel!" said Malfoy stroking the leg over and over again.
"STOP IT!" screamed Hermione.
She slapped his hand of her leg which was sadly his at the moment. She then walked over to the mirror and started coming her (actually Malfoy's) hair leaving big comb marks on the gel.
"HEY! NO! MY HAIR IS STRICTLY GELLED BACK AND LEFT THAT WAY! NO COMB SHOULD TOUCH IT!" yelled Malfoy and he slapped Hermione's hand off his, sadly her, hair.
"Oh great this is brilliant! Even if I have to be you for only a month the first day is terrifying enough!" said Hermione.
"Yes, well do you really think that I'm having the time of my life being a girl? No! I'm going to have to do girly things like: coming your wolfy hair, keeping YOUR skirt straight and I don't know what more sissy necessities you girls have!" said Malfoy.
"Well, Malfoy you do know about periods right?" Hermione said cautiously.
Malfoy turned pale.
"Yes," he said in a soft whisper.
"Well last I remember I was having it right before we switched bodies…so…" Hermione trailed off.
"YOU MEAN I HAVE A STINKIN TAMPON STUFFED IN ME!" Malfoy screamed.
"Well yes," Hermione said "But this is the fourth day so it should end by this evening, oh please be co-operative! Girls have to go through this every month and you can't bear with it for one day?"
"Of course I can!" said Malfoy trying to sound firm and brave but his voice came out rickety.
"Well then…" Hermione began as she opened the bathroom door "It's time for you to change."
Malfoy was mortified. He was frozen stiff and he looked at Hermione and then at the toilet seat. He got up and as he entered the bathroom Hermione handed him 2 tampons.
"Bloody hell! Do you really bleed that much that you need 2 at a time!" said Malfoy alert.
"No silly, ones for later like after lunch, now run along, I'll be having breakfast downstairs, when you're done you'll go and sit at Slytherine as usual, even if I am in your body I won't sit at Slytherine, I wouldn't be able to stand it!" Hermione said as she was closing the door to the bathroom.
As the door was almost closed Malfoy muttered:
"Yea, well I can't stand being a girl…"
Hermione skipped down to breakfast feeling free but still sad…she missed her body and didn't like the fact that Malfoy was going to see it and use it, but Hermione was practical and she realized that Malfoy probably felt the same way.
Hermione went and sat next to Ron.